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Jeon Seokjin has exactly four weeks to stop the impending engagement of his younger brother, doomed to a loveless marriage. The only way to stop it is to make a better match, more advantageous, more lucrative for the Jeon family. It's impossible. It's his only option.
Min Yoongi does not want, will never want, will never ever even consider, marriage. It's not in the cards. He's stubborn enough to achieve the total ban on marriage talks. Except maybe his grandmother is a little more stubborn than he is, and maybe she's determined to see him march down the aisle.
The chaebol arranged marriage au that exactly one and a half people asked for.
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18 Sep 2024
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Kim Taehyung has been head-over-heels, ridiculously, disastrously in love with Jeon Jungkook for three and a half years.
Now, if only he could actually tell Jungkook that.
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23 Jul 2024
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The always ordinary Lily Evans enters her 7th-Year with a whole slew of unordinary changes. And with everything changing, Lily fears she may be going a bit mad. Suddenly, she’s Head Girl, her friends are acting strangely, and there’s a new James Potter she just can't seem to get rid of. [Pre-OotP]
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09 Jul 2024
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Usually, students come to the campus witch for potions that don’t truly need magic. Yoongi’s famous all-nighter elixir is essentially black coffee mixed with red bull. But this latest commission needs some odd ingredients. The blood of a virgin? A little harder to procure than unicorn hair.
(“Yoongi-hyung, what did you need from me again?”
“Tae? How sexually experienced are you? Just. Asking for a friend.")
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03 Jul 2024
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"Just a little sip? What's the worst that could happen?"
"Uh, food poisoning, allergic reaction, choking. Death. Death death death," Hoseok replied, trying to back away from Taehyung's approach.
Taehyung smiled and lifted the bottle to Hoseok's face. "Don't be silly, you won't die."
Alternatively: Hoseok dies, turns into a ghost, and meets handsome baker Seokjin, the only person who can see Hoseok.
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02 Jul 2024