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i'm a man eater, you're just a light snack by knothub (boogersugar) for milliyeon
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
24 Apr 2026
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However, his plan to forget about what Hyunjin had said earlier backfired immediately. Without thinking, Jisung pulled up the search bar and automatically typed in ‘omega with a big’ before he realized what he was doing and froze.
Jisung’s life was already sort of a super horny sitcom and he could practically hear a laugh track in the background at KnotHub’s suggested searches:
'omega with a big rack'
'omega with a big ass'
And there it was. The third most popular option in the world. Staring right at Jisung, it read:
'omega with a big dick'
Or: Jisung is a pervert who has a huge crush on Hyunjin, an omega in his friend group who probably hates him. And that's not the only thing that's huge. Jisung finds that out the hard way, pun entirely intended.
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Between his legs, Jisung was starting to get dizzy. Cuntdrunk. He mouthed and sucked at Hyunjin's blown out hole like a clit.
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“Have you ever kissed a straight guy before?”
Hyunjin’s brows lift. “Define straight.”
Jisung actually laughs, short and helpless. “That’s not fair.”
“It’s a little fair.”
Jisung looks away, then back. Hyunjin is still there. Still close. Still not making this worse.
“Have you?” Jisung presses.
or; Jisung drunkenly kisses Hyunjin one night at a party and speedruns a sexuality crisis.
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- Part 9 of feetslix's every ship challenge 2026
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Jisung feels like he’s just taken his first dab after a two week tolerance break, yet he’s completely sober.
But he’s just… standing there. Contemplating life and sexuality.
Staring at his own flaccid dick, his wet pubes.
The gorgeous near stranger in front of them, and the abstractly pretty mess he’s created.
“It’s… it’s like… alien cum.” -
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“I get it, Binnie. But just imagine: you’re working as a deliveryman, and I don’t have money to pay you for the pizza.” Jisung kept going
“Jisung, I wouldn’t give you the pizza, alright? That’s the end.”
“But I’ve already taken it!”
“Well, bro, I am not a deliveryman, so end of the scenario.”
“I know you are not, that’s why we are imagining!”
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Jisung gets on a personal mission to make his best friend and roommate, Changbin, understand that he's, indeed, very fuckable, and that, if they were gay (which they are't), Changbin would be losing his ass trying to get in his pants (hypothetically).
Yeah, it goes as well as expected.