simonlovelazy
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All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Video Game), Vampire: The Masquerade
22 Oct 2025
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You meet a rich sad fuck in your smoking spot. He's not very talkative.
Title from System Of A Down - Lost In Hollywood
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Muscle memory by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 May 2025
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After a years-long break, Tauriel picks up archery again.
But it's not that easy to rekindle the old passion; not when her friends keep dragging her into their antics, and an annoyingly distracting man shows up to make things confusing. If a heart is a muscle, could it go to anthropy from unuse?
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Archers never make good kings by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: Gladiator (2000), Gladiator II, Gladiator 2
27 Nov 2024
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The day Hanno got married was the first day he truly felt that he stopped pretending. And then the Romans came.
Title from Archers by The Ballroom Thieves
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Saeran is fed up with people mistaking him for his twin, so when he meets a cute girl, who happens to be an eccentric hair stylist with great ambitions, there’s only one thing that can happen next...
A short tale of Saeran's yassification, set in no-mint-eye-AU!
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There are things that Dex likes to keep to herself. Lots of things, in fact. But a proper mix of alcohol and a good friend who can listen would make anyone talk. And probably do some other stuff too.
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Horizons of Sky & Stone by justcallmecappy
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
13 Feb 2016
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The dragon Smaug has been defeated and the battle to reclaim the Mountain has been won, and King Thorin has claimed his rightful throne. As the dust of battle clears, a fragile and growing love blossoms between Kili, Erebor's youngest prince, and Tauriel, the emissary between the Erebor and the Woodland Realm.
Bookmarked by simonlovelazy
22 Jun 2026
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Hope Waking by Moonraykir for Maggiemaye, That_Elf_Girl
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Apr 2016
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She still sees the images, too bright and clear to be a dream: the orc captain driving a spike through his armored chest, his still body stained with blood, even—so vivid in her mind’s eye—the clean line of a cut that marks his cheek. He died, she saw it, felt it. The pain and shock of her loss tore through her heart, is still tearing it now that she has woken from the nightmare.
Tauriel pushes herself up in bed, feeling suddenly, desperately alone in this room, buried under tons of stone, away from the sky and away from the comfort of any living touch. She has to get out of this sepulcher; she needs to see him and feel him and know he is not gone.
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11 Jun 2026
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Tauriel prepares to marry Kili, with Dis and Sigrid helping ready her. She has few regrets and much to look forward to. She's one under the Mountain now.
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06 Mar 2026
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Star of Mine by Sokkas_First_Fangirl
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
28 Feb 2026
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Kíli has stars in his hair, Tauriel thought, breathless, as she entered the Durins’ ballroom. Not the fabled White Gems of Lasgalen, which had been safely handed over to Thranduil at Erebor’s gates upon arrival (along with a chest of gold and jewels) but these gems glittered beautifully all the same.
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In which a happy ending is achieved. Kíli is always up to some form of mischief, and Tauriel's absolutely smitten.
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28 Feb 2026
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The World Ahead by anextraordinarymuse (AnExtraordinaryMuse), December_Daughter (AnExtraordinaryMuse)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
23 Oct 2018
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Everyone survives the Battle of Five Armies, but that's not the end of the road for Kili and Tauriel. What world - what future is there for an Elf and a Dwarf who refuse to be parted from one another again? And how do they get there? (Heavy on the fluff, light on the plot).
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23 Dec 2025