shadylettuce

when the lettuce crime



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    Harvey’s lips were trailing kisses around Mike’s collarbone, one hand firm at Mike’s waist and the other just under his armpit, his cock slowly pushing in and out, and Mike’s never felt so disconnected from his thoughts before. “Daddy.”

    or, mike being severely sleep deprived combined with being fucked so good results in him not being able to think before he speaks

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Harvey finally stops burying his feelings for his associate under loads of denial...and all it takes is Mike nearly dying on him.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Mike isn't entirely certain how he let Donna and Jessica talk him into marrying Harvey while his boss was in a coma, even if they swore he wouldn't mind. He thought the hardest part would be going to the hospital and confronting the sight of his boss and friend lying there, but instead it turned out to be confronting his growing feelings for a man he'd never imagined seeing in a romantic light. Harvey's just glad he woke up from his coma, and trying to not be too upset that he's now married to the Associate he's had a crush on for over a year.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Mike knows that he’s staring, that his jaw has dropped from shock, and most ridiculously of all in the silence that follows Harvey’s declaration the only thing Mike can hear in his head is Mary Poppins’ voice saying close your mouth please, Michael, we are not a codfish.
    So Mike makes the concerted effort to close his mouth, and then after a few more painfully awkward seconds Mike says, “I’m sorry, can you repeat that?”
    Harvey sighs heavily. “I think we should get married.”

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    02 Jul 2026

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    When Harvey and Mike are called into Jessica's office, they're convinced she has discovered the truth about Mike's past. And she has, just not in the way they anticipated. It's revealed that Mike isn't actually an American citizen, and Harvey does what he always does: covers for Mike. He says the first idea that comes into his head, which just happens to result in Harvey telling the American government that he and Mike are getting married.

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    02 Jul 2026