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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    “They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”

    Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.

    “This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”

    * * *

    Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.

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    “Mn you’re not wrong. If that couch could speak,” Ilya said, his lips pulled in a smirk, “it would also complain about my libido.”

    Silence descended on the room once again. Wyatt slowly turned his head to look at the fabric of the sectional he was sitting on.

    Luca was the first to move. He launched himself off the couch as if electrocuted. “OH MY GOD!”

    Troy scrambled up next, wiping the back of his thighs frantically. “YOU ANIMALS!”

    Harris stood up slowly, a look of profound betrayal on his face. “I’m sitting on the ghosts of your dead would-have-been-children.”

    Wyatt simply stood, walked to a wooden dining chair in the corner and sat down with the solemnity of a man choosing a life of celibacy.

    (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs teased Hollanov for their crazy love and 1 time they showed that crazy or not, Shane and Ilya are family. And no one fucks with their family)

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “We all hung out. It was a nice night, no big deal.” Ilya shrugged. He actually shrugged – as though this wasn’t the biggest, most life-altering, horrifying deal.
    “I OUTTED US TO EVERYONE ILYA!” Shane thought his heart might beat out of his chest.
    “Oh.” Ilya set down his fork, disappointed. “So you do remember.”

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    Shane wakes up, hungover, after an eventful night out where he enthusiastically outted his and Ilya’s relationship to his friends. Unsuprisingly, his friends seem far more excited about this development than he is.

    Part 2 to “Loose Lips (Or, Why Shane Hollander Shouldn’t Drink Vodka)”.

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