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    Of Saints and Sinners by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    11 Apr 2025

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    After destroying the hotel for the umpteenth time, Alastor makes a promise with Lucifer: in exchange for swapping compliments, learning to coexist, and becoming kind of friends, Lucifer will owe him a favour.

    (Falling in love was not supposed to be a part of that deal.)

    -- in which they fight heaven, each other, and the urge to be together.

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    27 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    wdym I didn’t bookmark this one yet????

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    Post-Nuke Remediation Era by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    11 Apr 2026

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    Ousted from the Vees, Vox finds himself with nowhere else to go but the Hazbin Hotel. Juggling the total loss of his power & influence, a shitty marketing job, and dealing with increasing incidents of power-boosted sinners wreaking havoc, Vox has truly hit rock bottom. The therapy sessions and happy-go-lucky musical numbers aren't helping.

    Despite it all, things could be worse. At least he's playing detective in a secret situationship with Alastor.

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    05 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hilarious Vox inner monologue all throughout, hilarious in general, some real gut punch moments, sweetest Vox and Velvette dynamic I’ve seen

    Note to self: leave a nice long comment on this later!!!

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    Lucid Dreams of New Orleans by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    04 Aug 2024

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    Lucifer has always kept his distance from sinners. It's what keeps him (relatively) sane — if he gets too close, he is haunted by visions of the tragic mortal lives that landed them in Hell.

    But in his new life at the Hotel, it is more difficult than ever to stay away — and when it comes to light that his daughter's insufferable facilities manager is gravely wounded, it falls to Lucifer to deliver his soul from Death.

    In so doing, he falls headfirst into the sins, past lives, and heartbreaks of the one human whose contradictions he is powerless to resist.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    The Family You Choose (is better?) by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    12 Apr 2026

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    Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.

     

     

    Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.

     

     

     

    He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.

     

     

    Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.

    There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Theoxenia by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    20 May 2025

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    “Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”

    The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.

    In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.

    (Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)

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    22 Feb 2026