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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    ‘Your team is not up to this. I got in under three fake names, and found you on your own outside.’

    Shane is being too intense about this, he knows, but there are systems for situations like this. There are plans and protocols, and he knows all of them, and none of them are being followed here. He knows that if Rozanov gets over whatever weird ego thing he has going on about hiring Shane, then Shane can fix things. Aside from the danger, aside from the obvious threat that is going on here, the professional part of him also cannot bear to see the shoddy job that is being done by this so-called security team. He is itching to put it right.

    He keeps looking at Rozanov.

    ‘You need help, and I am the best there is. So let me help you.’

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    When Shane Hollander is hired to protect famous singer Ilya Rozanov from a stalker, he expects to have to fend off rabid fans and cope with Rozanov's infamous chaotic behavior. What he doesn't expect is the instant attraction between them. When the threats become more serious, can he ignore his feelings for his client?

    Or: The Bodyguard, but make it Hollanov.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    “He’s the most adulty,” Bee hisses.

    Shane squints at the group. “What have you done?”

    “Nothing!” Young squeaks which immediately means they have done something. “Uhm, just say hypothetically your washing machine is flooding and you try to open it to drain it, suddenly your entire laundry is flooding.”

    “Is the drain hose connected properly?”

    “Don’t look at me!” Arty whines. “Do I look like I know how to fix a drain hose? I don’t— stop looking at me!”

    or, five times shane is contacted by the rookies for adulting and one time he accidentally gives wildly incorrect advice

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Luca Haas looks Ilya Rozanov in the eye. Ilya Rozanov, recently appointed captain of The Ottawa Centaurs. Ilya Rozanov, who Luca has done unspeakable things to on Archive of Our Own.

    He gulps. His phone is weighing heavy in his back pocket, his phone which has been logged into an Archive of Our Own account for years. An account which features some… disgustingly detailed smut about the man currently shaking his hand.

    or, luca haas wrote a very popular hollanov fic when he was a teenager... he spends the first year of his professional hockey career in fear

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    22 Jul 2026

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    They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.


    Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
    J.J. Boizeau: no
    Lawrence Olsson: no
    Gilbert Comeau: no
    Petro Andropov: no
    Matty Wilson: no
    Cam Stedlund: no
    Albert Schneider: no
    Aleks Miitka: no
    Georges Gagnon: no
    Patrice Drapeau: no
    Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

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    22 Jul 2026