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Agatha's eyelashes brushed against something solid when she blinked, and slowly she began to regain consciousness through her other senses. She could smell the faint, familiar scent of Rio’s body wash and moisturizer, and hear their quiet breathing, steady and close. She blinked again, lashes catching once more, and her system finally caught up—Rio’s face was nearly pressed against her own as they slowly dragged their nose along the length of Agatha’s in a soft, absent-minded motion. Her own, personal, tender seahorse. Agatha felt a smile tugging at her lips before she could stop it, something warm and unguarded, and as if sensing that shift, Rio adjusted slightly, their face coming into clearer view, still a little blurred at the edges but present and open.
“Good morning,” they murmured, voice low and threaded with sleep.
“Did you just fuck the nightmare out of me?” Agatha narrowed her eyes, her voice rough, something bright still lingering beneath her skin.
OR Join Agatha and Rio on their journey as they discover new things about each other, share unexplored experiences, and create memories together.
OR The one with a little bit of somno and some ass.
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- Part 5 of Udonverse ﾒ Comfort Food Collection
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whisk me away where the pain has no name by mondaychild, scripted_delusion for WhiskersInTheDark
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
13 May 2026
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In a world controlled by the higher forces of the universe, where everyone has a soulmate, people try to live normal, full lives: they meet, fall in love, and some even start families. The lucky ones find their soulmate, but such a chance in life is very rare.
After being trapped in an abusive, toxic relationship for a decade, Agatha Harkness finally finalizes her divorce with Wanda, gaining full custody of their son Nicky and long-awaited freedom. If Agatha had learned anything from that nightmare, it's that she is unfit for any relationships. But what is the point, anyway? It's unlikely that she would ever find her soulmate. Instead, she focuses all her energy on raising her son, making him the center of her universe.
One day, Nicky's favorite author gives a presentation on their new book, and Nicky is excited to go meet them.
That night, Agatha's world, as she knew it, takes a hundred-and-eighty-degree turn when the cover of the book is finally revealed, and she sees herself at the center of the picture. -
Saturn Retrograde, Interrupted by scripted_delusion for saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
23 Feb 2026
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Trying to navigate the emotional whirlpool caused by a family tragedy that led her partner of ten years to leave her side, Agatha Harkness seeks solitude on a remote island in the Florida Valley. What started as a one-way trip fueled with the will to die turns into a new and exciting chapter of her life—a chapter that rewrites the sorrow, and makes her understand the meaning of Out of death – life.
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siu yeh at the end of a century by scripted_delusion for AnonFandomBandit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
11 Jan 2026
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Agatha Harkness doesn’t do feelings. She does manipulation, survival, and dominance. A century together should make everything easy, but for Agatha, it only makes the truth harder to avoid and harder to pretend. For the anniversary of their handfasting, Agatha makes a reckless decision: to finally show Rio what she’s been guarding all this time. What follows is not a grand declaration, but something quieter and far more terrifying—a night about trust, safety, and learning that even after a century, love can still ask something new of you, and two bound souls can still give each other new experiences.
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The knife was set on a dark purple, almost black silk pillow and immediately caught Agatha's eye as she passed by the strip of shops. A short, gently curved steel blade was paired with a dark green, textured grip bound in thin gold bands—compact, purposeful, and beautiful in its quiet menace. It reminded Agatha of a storm, or rather, of the way the air smelled right before a storm. It was also nothing like what Rio owned. And it was also something Agatha subconsciously wanted to use. Okay, well. Maybe not that subconsciously. She wanted to use it. Ever since she put two and two together, she had to forcefully keep her desire contained because the fantasies wouldn’t stop haunting her—Rio on their back, arms tied above their head, and Agatha gliding a blade through the center of their chest, down to their abdomen, circling their navel—
OR Join Agatha and Rio on their journey as they discover new things about each other, share unexplored experiences, and create memories together.
OR The one with the dagger.
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- Part 4 of Udonverse ﾒ Comfort Food Collection
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find yourself in someone (you were there all along) by empathyhoodie, evgar, mondaychild
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
16 Jun 2026
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"What did you think of the scene?"
"The uh—" Rio coughs, "The intimate scene?"
"The in—" Agatha's sigh cuts her off and her laugh enters Rio's space, "Can you not even say the word sex, Rio?"
"I can—" Rio's ears feel hot, and she snatches the beer back, eyes finding the doorway, but there's no one there but them, "I can say sex."
"Oh, can you?" Agatha presses in close until they're almost touching. Rio's not—she's not great with touch; she doesn't receive it much in any capacity. "Because to me, it sounded like you're nervous in the way someone who's never been touched is." Agatha's lips curl into a grin like she's already excited for her next words, and she gasps, over exaggerated, "Are you a virgin, Rio?"
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Rio finds out the new neighborhood book club can never be just book club if they've been nursing a very mild crush on their next door neighbor of seven years.
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Agatha Harkness is one of the most notorious pirates of her time—or HIS time, since Agatha is known as the ruthless Captain Magnus across the Seven Seas. His ship, the Scratch, takes him anywhere he can find fresh but vile souls to feed on.
His ultimate goal?
To conquer the Mar Vidal, infamous ship of his mortal nemesis: Captain Greenbeard.The problem?
The Mar Vidal is a myth, and none who have ever seen Greenbeard's face have lived to tell the tale.(Oh, but Captain Magnus is about to see more than just Greenbeard's face.)
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“Pleasure,” she quips, making sure her tone reveals it is anything but. “Though, despite what Jen may say, I don’t exactly make a habit of going around and spilling all my secrets.”
Rio nods, “Of course. You’re who they call the ‘terrifying enigma’ of the literary community.”
Agatha makes sure her tone drips with sarcasm and a twinge of derision as she responds, “And I hear you’re the new ‘darling’ of the publishing industry.”
But then Rio has the gall to actually fucking smirk at her. “Did you just call me darling?”
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