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too good for everyone (not good enough for me) by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
06 Jun 2026
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There are a handful of things that Geto Suguru already knows about Gojo Satoru, all of which are against his will.
That’s he’s a know-it-all. That he’s an asshole. That he makes it his life’s mission to be the bane of everyone else’s existence, and succeeds — because the prick succeeds at everything he tries.
Geto assumes there isn’t much else to learn. Eavesdropping on a rejected confession and a conversation about foreign wordplay is enough to make him reconsider.
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love is just a chemical reaction by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Feb 2026
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The thought of someone else having such direct access to his emotions, basically his thoughts… To this day it makes him cringe a little.
Okay, maybe Gojo Satoru has some commitment issues. Sue him.
But he’s fine. Commitment is overrated anyways. Obviously the universe had it out for him specifically when it created this whole stupid secondary-sex system, where the ultimate declaration of care and adoration requires him to crack open his own ribcage and offer his beating heart on a platter. To say explicitly: Here. This is yours. Destroy this, destroy me, if you’d like to. You’re the only one who can.
or, the one where they learn that sometimes it’s worth the risk
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- Part 2 of it's hard to never want it back
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the pleasure of our ignorance by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Dec 2025
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He stops in front of the door, breathing heavily through his mouth. His mind completely blanks, and for a second he thinks it’s all the running; the lack of oxygen is starting to catch up to him. He feels lightheaded. But then he takes in another breath, through his nose this time, and he smells it.
Satoru’s scent is fairly light. Normally. Ozone and something electric, like the smell of wet air after lightning strikes a bit too close for comfort. Muted. Definitely not the type of thing Suguru can usually smell through a door.
That’s still there, barely. But it’s different now.
or, the day Satoru presented
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- Part 1 of it's hard to never want it back
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“I need her.”
For the first time since Gumiho had stepped under the rope, Romance remembered he was there with other people. He glanced over at Abby, who was staring in the direction of the ring with the same awestruck expression Romance was sure had just been on his own face.
“Yeah, same page.” He breathed out, glancing back towards the ring. When he looked back, Abby was staring at him with a grin that he quickly returned. It was like a moment of unspoken agreement, a vow that passed like electricity between all the places their shoulders and thighs touched. A silent understanding.
Whatever it took, they were gonna make her want them as bad as they wanted her.
or, the one where Mira is an underground fighter with an insatiable craving for adrenaline, and two stupid frat boys are determined to be her next fix
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*not quite abandoned but is being rewritten*
Akaashi’s life was simple.
It wasn’t boring; not to him at least. But it was simple, nice, calm. Making the decision to move to the city would definitely disrupt his routine for a few days, but he was sure that he’d settle back into it fairly quickly. Not much would change with the move; the only difference was that he would now be doing it in a cramped apartment in Tokyo instead of his university dorm. Akaashi’s life would be the same; simple, nice, calm.
Yes, Akaashi’s life was simple. But it was also quite lonely.AKA The one where Akaashi moves to the city searching for a job, but instead finds himself swept up in the lives of his odd neighbors.
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it's hard to never want it back by schemingbanshee
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
22 Feb 2026
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weren't we the stars in heaven? by rottenpomegranate
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
16 May 2026
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He watches, almost in slow motion, as the stupid, most haunting pair of amber eyes look behind Shoko, focusing on him.
The worst part is how Satoru tracks every minuscule crinkle of his eye. How he watches recognition fill his gaze, watches the muscles in his brows relax as his gaze softens. Watches for signs, tells, that he’d recognize, and horribly, finds them.
Watches, maybe in horror, a soft smile come across the features that he still sometimes sees when he’s been staring at the backs of his eyelids for too long.
“This is my friend from uni,-“ Shoko, oblivious, starts, and Suguru interrupts her.
“Satoru.”
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“…I don’t think I should let you back into my life.” Satoru mumbles, a little sleepier, after some time.
“…I understand.” Suguru whispers, not letting go, as if he’s savoring every second Satoru is going to let him have like this.
“I think I will anyway.” Satoru whispers back.
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butterfly house by haysel
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Nov 2025
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The knocking continued persistently as he went to unlock it. It stopped when he heard the click, and then Suguru was opening the door.
Satoru barreled through the door as soon as the knob turned, as though he also had a hand on it, pushing it open. Suguru scrambled back from the door, and Satoru threw himself into Suguru’s arms with so much force that Suguru stumbled a few steps until his back hit the wall.
“Holy shit, Satoru,” he shouted, hands coming up to grasp his arms. “You animal, what the hell are you doing!”
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Suguru and Satoru had been best friends since childhood. Suguru is in love with him, and that complicates things.
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Look: he had no ill intentions. He needed a roommate to split rent with; Satoru had rich parents and didn’t want to live alone.
If her long legs walked into his dreams every now and again, well. That was between him and God.
Suguru may or may not have feelings for his (very annoying, very pretty, and very taken) roommate. Their tentative peace falls apart when they make a bet.
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As per my last email... by mikusgirlfriend
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
20 May 2026
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Gojo Satoru transferring from the customer service team to the safety team is the worst thing that's ever happened to Suguru, namely due to three reasons.
First of all, he now has to share the title as 'the star of the team' with someone else.
Secondly, Satoru's stupid and increasingly childish bets are growing out of hand, taking far too much of Suguru's time because yes, he does need to put that obstinate alpha in place, even if it means engaging in ridiculous games like who-can-stack-the-most-paperclips-on-their-nose.Thirdly, Suguru has jerked off in the office bathroom more times than he'd like to admit since Satoru transferred, but if that has anything to do with fantasies of a certain alpha crying as he's finally forced into submission, then that's not something anyone needs to know. And if anyone asks, Suguru will just refuse to answer in reference to the GDPR anyway.
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- Part 3 of JJK Omegaverse
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“Are you going to kiss me, or what?” he said, his voice coming out quieter than he intended.
“I don’t want you to get the wrong idea,” Suguru said. “I’m not just looking to fuck you, Satoru. I truly think you’re a gem. I want to care for you in ways that no one ever has before.”
God, Satoru didn’t care about any of that. All he could think was that if he didn’t get Suguru’s lips on him right at that second, he might just die.
“Please,” Satoru said, “just fucking kiss me.”
Satoru is a server at an average restaurant. He enjoys his job and doesn’t take it very seriously.
Suguru is one of Satoru’s regulars. He comes to the restaurant weekly, just to have Satoru serve him.