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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    As he talks, the human gradually freezes up. What’s that phrase? ‘The mortifying ordeal of being known’? Kris is pretty sure it’s brand new to them. An unfamiliar mix of relief and absolute terror at being so exposed churns in their stomach. They can feel their lip trembling as they meet Spamton’s expectant, evidently all-seeing gaze. They could be overheard at any moment. “I—I think They’re gone. Right now.”

    Behind those bicolored lenses, black pupils travel down to their armor, studying something. “REALLY!?!? LUCKY DUCK!! I SURE WISH I GOT [Union-Regulated Breaks] FROM MY [Eternal Subjugation and Unwilling Servitude].”

    Panicking, Kris looks down, too. But they don’t see anything out of the ordinary. “What are you looking at?”

    Spamton points. “YOUR [HeartShapedObject]. 1T’S NOT [All Yours] ANYMORE, IS IT? WHO’S THE [Freeloader]???”

    What if Kris and Spamton kept talking when the Player was gone, or when they stepped away from their keyboard? What if there were things they didn't see? What if Kris and Spamton were co-conspirators the whole time?

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    01 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    As the time went on Mu Qing started to lose his senses, he couldn’t hear anything other than the thunderous crack of the whip and it was dark enough that he really couldn’t see, not that he could if there was light given the blood loss and the concussion. At one point everything started to feel floaty other than the raging inferno on his spine. He wasn’t even sure if he was still breathing anymore. He couldn’t tell if he was still letting out little screams or if his body had given up.

    I can take it

    I can take it

    I can take it

    I CAN’T TAKE IT

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    26 Jan 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    Takes place pre-canon. Mu Qing and Feng Xin are both gods, they’ve started wandering around on adventures together as Fu Yao and Nan Feng. They’re maybe 50 or 60 years old now and discover a Sexy Cultivation Loophole when Feng Xin has to come down and scrape up a very shit-faced Fu Yao. A very soft and sexy clown show.

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    25 Jan 2025

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    What if TGCF was a little more like certain dynasties and male consorts and ambisexual royalty were de rigueur? And Xie Lian picking out a beautiful servant boy to be his friend meant Mu Qing got all the benefits that real male consorts got? Also, Mu Qing was freaked out the whole time because Xie Lian and Feng Xin are thoughtless, rich dumbasses.
    Also contains: what if Feng Xin had a backstory, political intrigue, and was extremely hot?
    Nothing bad will happen! But there’s a fear of SA, so I’m just letting you know up front! Mu Qing is stressed out and scared, but the two idiots read “Rampant Class Inequalities and You” and stop being oblivious dicks. Once they’re on proper footing, romantic business can happen. Fengqing will get top billing, but it’s a party in there. Most sexy business is in the last chapter if that's what you're after.

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    23 Jan 2025

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    Mu Qing asks Xie Lian what finally made him decide to break their cultivation path and learns not everyone is burdened by a raging libido they don’t want to deal with.

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    22 Jan 2025