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“Hanbin-ssi, you’re very attractive, young, incredibly rich, and not completely socially incompetent. Yet you’re so single that you’ve decided to hire the most expensive matchmaking service in the country. There’s something wrong with you, and we need to identify what it is.”
Zhang Hao is proud to offer luxurious matchmaking services to people who can afford them. But finding the perfect match for Sung Hanbin turns out to be trickier than Hao imagined.
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Vampires are not real. And even if they were, Ricky isn’t one of them. Yes, he’s unnaturally beautiful, pale, and cold to the touch. He has packs of blood in his fridge. He sleeps during the day, his eyes sometimes change color, and Gyuvin has never seen him eat or drink anything, and oh my god, Ricky really is a vampire, isn't he?
OR Gyuvin’s new roommate is confusing. First, he’s beautiful. Second, he’s a little bit lame. And third, there is a possibility he’s not even a human.
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What’s a little bit of fanservice? by scarytheory
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), Boys Planet (Korea TV)
01 May 2024
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It was a smart strategy for Boys Planet, and it got them into the group. But now it’s getting out of their hands.
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There is a ghost living in his house. Thank God he’s cute.
Sung Hanbin inherits an old house, and it comes with a ghost. You would think that a ghost would be a somber, elegant creature, serious and with a sad expression; Zhang Hao is anything but that. He’s loud and chatty, with a bold laugh and even a bolder personality. And Hanbin is screwed because falling in love with a ghost sounds like a terrible idea.
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Maggie had worked in Witty, Clever, Smart! for the last eight months, so she knew their customers. Older ladies. Kids with limited pocket money. Moms trying to find something adorable for gender reveal parties. Drunk teenagers in the middle of the afternoon, these types of people.
This guy was an anomaly.
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Lee Minho has a thing for straight guys, completely unrelated to his best friend's little brother.
Upon finding out, Han Jisung couldn't be less bothered about it.
They're soulmates. They're not gay for each other. That would be weird."Han," he calls, sternly. "I want those stupid-as looking little gay aliens tattooed on me."
"They're not gay," he mumbles. "They're starmates."or: some people have daddy issues, lee minho has han jisung issues.
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09 Aug 2025
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“I’m calling from the Seoul National Medical Centre. We have you listed here as the emergency contact for a Han Jisung. Do I have the right person?”
(Three years ago, Minho broke Jisung's heart with a single phone call. It's ironic then, that the universe decides to return the favour.)
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28 Apr 2025
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“You could get away easily with all my money, you know, there’s a million reasons for a divorce.” Ricky explains.
“Such as?”
“Religious differences, extramarital affairs, inability to consummate the marriage.”
Gyuvin eyebrows raise and his mouth quirks into an annoying smirk, “Oh, but we definitely consummated the marriage.”
Or: All it takes is one wild, drunken Christmas Eve night to completely derail Ricky's carefully curated life.
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20 Feb 2025
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“I think I just met my soulmate!” a voice yelled over the music.
San found himself suddenly staring at the first guy who had ever hit on him in his life and he proceeded to say the only thing he could think of. Which was, coincidentally, also the stupidest thing he could think of.
“Are you hitting on me?” San asked.
Soulmate tattoos show the first thing your soulmate will ever say aloud to you and San has resented his pick-up line tattoo for years. So, when a drunk Wooyoung hits on him at a party saying the words from his tattoo, San doesn't know what to do. San doesn't want a soulmate and he's not even gay.
Wooyoung has been waiting his entire life for his soulmate, he hasn't even tried dating anyone else. His soulmate tattoo disappeared after a drunken night and he's determined to retrace his steps to find the guy of his dreams. And he's pretty sure tutoring his new acquaintance, San, in the meantime won't turn into a distraction.
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10 Nov 2024
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With devotion, you bite into my tender mind by fragilities
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), Boys Planet (Korea TV)
06 Sep 2023
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He should say no. Out of every request that he’s acquiesced to in his life, every time he’s capitulated out of the goodness of his heart, if any appeal should be met with a rare, resounding no, it’s this one. Except unlike every time before, Hanbin wants to say yes. And he is so tired of fighting what he wants. In this singular moment where the impeccable, perfect, helpful, caring, kind Sung Hanbin and his own raw desires overlap — he’s rendered helpless.
Hanbin's fall from grace starts with an innocuous offer, a bizarre boy, and a catastrophic love.
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