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• Date Everything! Sapphic Smut by salt_witch

  Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, Other
  • Work in Progress

  22 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Sophia (Date Everything!)/Reader
  • Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
  • Betty (Date Everything!)/Reader
  • Dasha (Date Everything!)/Reader
  • Ben-Hwa (Date Everything!)/Reader
  • Beau (Date Everything!)/Reader
  • Bobby Pinn (Date Everything!)/Reader
  • Arma (Date Everything!)/Reader
  • Lady Memoria (Date Everything!)/Reader
  • Chairemi (Date Everything!)/Reader
  • Nightmare (Date Everything!)/Reader
  • Sophia (Date Everything!)
  • Other Character Tags to Be Added
  • Betty (Date Everything!)
  • Dasha (Date Everything!)
  • Ben-Hwa (Date Everything!)
  • Reader
  • Beau (Date Everything!)
  • Bobby Pinn (Date Everything!)
  • Arma (Date Everything!)
  • Lady Memoria (Date Everything!)
  • Chairemi (Date Everything!)
  • Nightmare (Date Everything!)
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Smut
  • BDSM
  • Impact Play
  • Love Bites
  • Strap-Ons
  • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
  • Established Relationship
  • Dom/sub
  • Femdom
  • Femslash
  • Wake-Up Sex
  • Sleepy Sex
  • Light Dom/sub
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Face-Sitting
  • Face Slapping
  • Orgasm Edging
  • Degradation
  • Rough Sex
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • Pet Names
  • Cowgirl Position
  • Nipple Play
  • Electricity
  • Rope Bondage
  • Orgasm Control
  • Orgasm Delay
  • Orgasm Denial
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Breathplay
  • Spit Kink
  • Voyeurism
  • Exhibitionism
  • Dacryphilia
  • Crying
  • Sadism
  • Masochism
  • Bondage
  • Fisting
  • Roleplay
  • Consensual Non-Consent
  • Safe Sane and Consensual
  • Risk Aware Consensual Kink
  • Filming
  • Teasing
  • Begging
  • Temperature Play
  • Aftercare
  • Anal Sex
  • Anal Play

  Summary

  After playing Date Everything! and learning that (at the time) nobody had written and posted fan-fiction starring my favorite Dateable, Sophia the Safe, I chose to fix that issue. That evolved into the decision to write about other Date Everything! characters as well, bringing us to this work!

  Disclaimers:
  1. This is a sexually Explicit fan-fiction: ADULTS ONLY!
  2. Each chapter will have content and trigger warnings in its notes but as a blanket warning, feminine gendered terms are used for the reader throughout. If that's an issue for you, maybe skip this one.
  3. Assume that characters with traits which trigger the Content Aware filter maintain those traits in this work.
  4. I am a lesbian. I will not write erotica centered on he/him, he/it, or he/they Dateables. Do not ask me to do so.
  5. This work plays fast and loose with canon endings wherein Dateables move out of the house and with the fact that they technically need to be Realized to have sex, so don't get too hung up on that.

  Now, without further ado, it is my honor and privilege to welcome you all to...degenerate sapphic erotica about personified household objects and concepts! Feel free to give feedback and enjoy the read!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  26,631

  Chapters:

  12/?

  Comments:

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