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When humans in a relationship are having problems, their solution to fixing things is to create a child.
And so, that is just what Bill does.
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He’s not too self-conscious to scoff. “Even if I was to… 'polish the banister',” he starts, dipping down to feel for his glasses, “I wouldn't do it in the same room as you.”
“Why not?” Bill stretches his arms up and folds them behind his - well, not head. “Hasn't stopped you all the other times.”
His heart thrums hard, off-beat. His hands feel numb, heavy, like sandbags, dropping limply to press against the cool concrete floor. “What other times,” he rasps out.
Bill squints his eye in a facsimile of an unimpressed look. “Last night. Night before. Night before that. Used a pillow that time, that seemed to work pretty good-”
____________in which Ford's frustrations are getting in the way of his work, and Bill is happy to lend a helping hand!
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Bill is bored with his new life working at the Mystery Shack, but if there's one thing that will always excite him, that thing is Stanford Pines.
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The Three Times Bill Put Ford To Bed Over the Last 30 Years by RWilliams
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
09 Aug 2024
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All members of the Pines family have an innate ambition and hunger. They all were susceptible to need blindness. This skill came in handy when saving the world or protecting each other, but served as a weakness for themselves. Ford was no exception. For one reason or another, despite how both of their feelings change, Bill takes issue with Ford’s martyrdom and coaxes him to bed.
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Bill Cipher gets everything he ever wanted, including (especially) a “marriage” to his favorite human.
Ford and Stan disagree about where to go from here.
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