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    “To improve relations between the clans, and to serve as a visible reminder of your peace agreement, however forced it may be, I have decreed that Uchiha Madara must wed a Senju.” The daimyo sits back in his throne and fans himself, completely unconcerned, while the words resound in Madara’s ears and rage grows into a consuming conflagration within him.

    Hashirama is staring up at the daimyo, mouthing something, that if it echoes Madara’s feelings, is likely “what the fuck?” The two negotiators glance at each other in utter bafflement, as shocked as the rest of them, and Madara readies himself to rise and take the daimyo’s throat in his fist.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Tobirama has had it up to here with both Madara and Izuna, so there's only one thing to do.

    He's going to fuck their dad.

    Hashirama objects to this plan very strongly.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    "Senju Tobirama," someone said, voice low and amused. "How very generous of you to come to us."

    A boot connected sharply with his ribs, flipping him onto his back with a wet crack. Pain exploded through him, sharp enough to rip the world apart for one blinding instant. Still, Tobirama bared his teeth in something close to a smile.

    If they expected him to beg, they'd have to do far worse. They could tear him apart, snap every bone, carve the Senju name from his very flesh. It would not matter.

    or

    Madara Uchiha finds a very powerful bargaining chip.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Madara paused for half a breath. “We’ve got a lot of scenes together this season.”

    “More than usual,” Tobirama admitted. It came out like a confession and a warning.

    The host gasped. “Oh my god. Oh my god. I knew it. People are going to freak. I saw the leaked still from episode two? Where Raiden is holding Taira’s arm?”

    Tobirama blinked, expression flat. “He was helping me off the ground. I’d been stabbed.”

    “Yes,” she said, eyes gleaming. “It was so tender.”

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    The actor au no one asked for, and a love letter to fandom all in one.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Tobirama has always had a problem with his scent. 

    Or rather—everyone else has had a problem with it.

    When they were at war, it had been a significantly lesser point of contention. Not many had the time, nor the energy, to focus on how a shinobi smelled among the putrid tang of blood and rot that so often overtook the battlefield.

    Toka had even called it a positive, once. “It must be quite jarring,” she had said, “To look over and see your clan slaughtered, surrounded by the smell of vanilla and caramelized sugar.”

    Right.

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