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Eddsworld/SCP crossover.
Tom can't control it. He doesn't know what it is. The Foundation would like to find out.
Rewrite soon.
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What it says on the tin. The creature finds employment, and now that is everyone else's problem.
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Things are getting a little gay in Vera City. lol
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what if i was gay. what if THey were gay. what if the world was made of pudding. have some shit
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Polyblank's Get Away Quick tactic backfires in a way that he wouldn't really consider backfiring.Series
- Part 5 of Ki(ll)ss Me, Would You?
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Editor has a not so great night and ends up in an unfamiliar city absolutely hammered. Luckily for Ed, someone might be looking out for him.
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- Part 4 of Ki(ll)ss Me, Would You?
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“Alright,” Survey finally caves, breaking the silence. “If you’re going to mess up the bathroom, at least look good doing it.”
He crosses over to stand beside Spam by the sink, taking the bottle of dye from his hand and into his own, trying not to notice how easily Spam gives it to him.
(or, spamton dyes his hair a bunch of times. each time is worse than the last.)
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25 Oct 2021
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Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time.
But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.
All his coworkers were here, right outside his door, chatting about you-know-who and how they did-you-know-what and whose birthday was coming up soon and how their boss had been messing with so-and-so’s paycheck for months and how impossible their deadlines were to meet and-
Stanley was not alone.
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20 May 2022
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Now that he's nearing two years of being Batman, he feels himself wearing thin. Sometimes he feels like he'll shatter just by the way Alfred's disapproving look scathes him, just by the way he receives a gentle and almost pitying kiss from each of his escorts before they leave to never be seen again.
He feels his strongest when he's beating someone's face in, when he's receiving blows like they're nothing only to reciprocate tenfold, or when he's fucking into someone who's inviting and acting entranced by him. Only then did he feel good, but everything after those moments reminded him of just how shallow and alone he really was.
Or, Bruce Wayne is pathetically lonely due to his schedule of being Batman and hires prostitutes to numb that feeling, and Edward Nashton is hard on cash and just trying to save up enough for his plans to save Gotham.
(AKA Riddler prostitute fic)
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- Part 1 of Phoebe Bridgers Batman Fic Chronicles
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30 Apr 2022
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holy fuck this is long and also interesting. yoink
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Church Bells Underscore Our Tragedy, but I’ve Never Believed in God by douwata
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
17 Apr 2022
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Something is still following him. He can almost see it in his periphery as it leaps from shadow to shadow, ducking into alleyways and crouching near streetlamps. He quickens his pace, bag clenched tightly in his hands as he feels its presence grow nearer, following him all the way up to the road his apartment’s on.
He slows down from his previous jog, not that he’s any more relaxed. His heart beats in his chest as he walks, shoes clicking against the sidewalk, eyes nervously glancing behind him. He can’t see it - whatever it is - but he can feel it still. Lingering. Watching. Its eyes pierce his skin and he nearly wonders if it’s some kind of cop coming to drag him back to the asylum the minute he takes a wrong step.
At this point, he wouldn’t even mind that. He’d already gotten so used to letting the incessant screams and cries and laughter of the other patients lull him to sleep that he can’t possibly imagine returning to the silence of his apartment.
Vaguely, if only in the darkest corner of his mind, he wonders if it’s him.
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After being alerted to a Vampire in the area, Swollen Eyeball sends Dib (and by default, Zim) to investigate. The investigation goes as smoothly as you'd think, but it's only until afterwards do the consiquences arise.
Or: the fic where Zim is infected with vamperism.
(Spin off in the CEATPEOTW series. Could be read as stand-alone.)
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05 Jan 2022