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"Alright, fuckers," Blitzø announced, holding up the journal. "We read it, and me and Millie got something to say."
"We think," Millie began, shooting Blitzø a quick look, "that you two should fuck. If you want to."
The silence was so palpable that Stolas could have choked on it. He looked between Millie and Blitzø's grinning faces, then to Moxxie, whose expression thankfully mirrored Stolas' own surprise.
Moxxie blinked. "Excuse me?"
OR: Loona is probably taking the most well-timed sick day of her entire life because everyone else in the office is doing the horizontal tango together.
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15 Jul 2026
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“Moxxie, who the fuck is that?”
Blitzø had told Moxxie he didn’t want another court jester. They had been through a shit ton of them and the last one, Dennis, had been so fucking terrible he’d decided it was a position his castle didn’t fucking need.
“He’s a jester, Your Majesty.” Moxxie provided unhelpfully. “Or maybe he’s a clown.”
The guy was dressed in a goofy ass costume made up of reds, yellows, and blues, with a pointy hat on top of his head and the stupid markings painted on his face. Obviously he was a jester. But he was also freakishly tall and covered in feathers, and Blitzø had never seen him before.
“His name, Moxx. And what the fuck is he doing here?” Blitzø snapped, lower eyelid twitching.
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Or; A mysterious clown owl shows up at Blitzø's castle. He doesn't speak, he's not very funny, and Blitzø is unreasonably horny about it.
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06 Jul 2026
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Fizz pushed out of Blitz's hold and slipped through the curtain, and the growl cut off into a squeal. "Fizzie!"
"Ozzie!"
Blitz leaned against the wall, grinning, holding his arm against his bruised ribs. He could just see Fizz and Asmodeus through the crack in the curtains. Fuck, he was beat to shit, and all he could smell for a few long moments was blood and smoke that clung to his clothes, then the faintest hint of lavender. It was practically a Pavlovian response, the way Blitz's muscles loosened.
Wait, lavender--?
The curtains fluttered open, and Blitz felt like he'd been shot directly in the chest, because standing there, frozen, beak open, was Stolas, gripping his stupid top hat and all four eyes wide and trained on Blitz's beat-up form.
"Stolas?"
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Or: the one where Fizz and Blitz are a little bit more beat up after fighting the mafia and Striker, and Fizz uses Puppy Eyes on Blitz to convince him to walk him up to Ozzie's office (it was super effective).
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- Part 1 of The Mortifying Ordeal of Staying
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26 Jun 2026
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“Are you certain you’re okay?” Blitz whispered to him when none of the other staff were looking. “I can have another bath drawn for you or see if the doctor has some kind of salve–”
“Blitz,” Stolas whispered back through his gritted beak, “the lingering pain is not a problem, it is a perk. Didn’t you say that other men do this kind of thing regularly?”
“Well yes, but–”
“But nothing. Would you fret over their comfort afterwards like you are with me?”
“Of course not, but they weren’t dukes.”
“But they were noblemen, yes? Why do you think I’m so much more delicate than them?” Stolas asked, then lowered his voice an octave, “Besides, you’ve seen what I can handle now.”
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Uhh yeah it's a Regency AU
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05 Jun 2026
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Blitzø has always known his way around a set of ropes. Helping Fizz with the latest circus trick, being tied up and used by the strangers he slept with after the fire, trying to maintain some fledgling control over his relationship with Verosika, and... well, keeping up with Stolas' perverted bird needs or something. Point is, Blitzø knows bondage. He just doesn't quite know himself.
OR: A love story told in five knots. [Written for the Helluva Mini Bang 2025.]
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31 Mar 2026