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  1. Summary

    30 stories based off of 30 randomly generated phrases/idioms

    (i did NOT use AI for anything in these fics!! do NOT use any of my writing to train any AI)

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  1. Rec 20

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    You are Norman “The Skipper” Takamori, and in the past twenty-four marbecs (several of which you did not get to experience) you have escaped from jail, been stabbed twice, helped free a god, had an actual conversation with the slug who’s been commandeering your body for who knows how long that was very undercut by the face he was wearing at the time, melted a significant portion of a galactic empire, watched a moon fill up with powdered imitation egg substitute, carried out the single most inadvisable piloting maneuver of your career (such as it is), officiated a marriage for two people whom you had never met before in your life, maybe declared one of your crewmates as your son, and only now realized that you might actually need and be able to take some time to process all of that.

    Or, what to do with your life when it turns out it’s not so easy to back out of it as you thought

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    01 Apr 2026

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    AUGH,/..

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Kristen’s funeral was first.

    Fig hadn’t gone to Kristen’s viewing- she wasn’t going to go to any of the viewings. She’d seen enough of her friends’ dead bodies for a lifetime, she didn’t need to see their corpses prettied up and laying in a box. Not when she could close her eyes and see them how they were the night they died. She couldn’t stop seeing their bodies, technicolor in her mind’s eye. Blood and bone and empty stares and terror painted unmoving across their faces. The blood was still acrid in her nose, even after standing in the shower for hours. She could still hear the thump and groan of Kristen hitting the forest floor- how Fig’s world spun to a standstill, heartbeat rushing deafeningly in her ears, until Fabian took her by the wrist and made her keep running. She could still feel the dirt and blood caked under her nails, no matter how many times she scrubbed them, holding her fingers under the hot water tap until they stung. Her friends’ bodies- their bloody ghosts- were her constant companions, in her head, at her back, under her shaking hands. Fig was pretty sure that if she had to see any of them laid out in front of her, real and physical and cold, she’d throw up all over the coffin.

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    15 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    my phone is at 2%

  3. Rec 8

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    What would happen if writing a character brought them into being?

    In a world where Fictional beings exist, the Cornley Amateur Dramatic Society attend one of their creators' writers' meetings as usual, little realising the impact this one will have on some of their lives.

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    10 Sep 2025

  4. Rec 15

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    What if in episode 5, Pib pushed himself a little too hard and the rest of Destiny's Children didn't notice until it was a little too late?

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    while Destiny's Children is traveling to Tuffeton, Pib isn't handling the harsh weather well, but neglects to tell anyone and he passes out from the cold and exhaustion. And he learns that he too, can ask for help.

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    13 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 26

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    Ninety percent of the Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society members are time travelers. None of them are meant to be there. Therein lies the problem.

    (A story of two unstoppable forces: the flow of time, and a group of friends fighting to return to each other.)

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    20 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    spent 4 hours reading this fic fully 🫡 10/10 its fucking great!!! my life has been changed for good

     

    reread this fic again after finishing 3 seasons of mmni and oh my god the references!! still as great the second time

    would love to see a sub series of the characters/duos on adventures that were just briefly written about here — like annie and trev chasing chris and robert across time, or the cpds with patricia

     

    dunno how long it's been since i last came here but ive read many fics and this is still one of my fav long ones