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A story about being small, and scared, and wanting to kiss your best friend all the time.
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- Part 9 of MGS Low Stakes AU - The Phantom Panda
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V plays some 4D chess involving candy, Quiet makes a mixtape and says goodbye to a friend, Kaz cooks and spirals, Eli and Dave learn some hard truths about late night TV programming, DD contends with some unfair accusations and Adam gets to torture Huey a little. Oh, and it's Halloween, more or less.
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- Part 4 of MGS Low Stakes AU - The Phantom Panda
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Kaz looks at him, then at Quiet who is waiting for them to be done talking, and then back at the tv. “Not going to ruin your romantic weekend by making you give me another pity fuck,” he says flatly.
“I just want to help,” V mumbles, feeling a flush creep up his neck. That episode remained largely unaddressed between them after the fact.
(a story of friendship and terrible coping mechanisms)
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- Part 3 of MGS Low Stakes AU - The Phantom Panda
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Quiet has a shitty job, a mediocre boyfriend, and a tendency to snoop around. Meeting a new coworker and his bizarre roommates makes her life take an unexpected turn.
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- Part 1 of MGS Low Stakes AU - The Phantom Panda
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“If I can sell peace, I can also sell war. And you need me more than I need you, because you cannot do what you do without money.”
Sometimes you need to outsource certain business activities to the most qualified professional you can think of. This is the story of how MSF got its snazzy branding, and of the most unlikely place Don Draper’s wanderlust has taken him to.
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MGS Low Stakes AU - The Phantom Panda by jpo2107, roadwarriors
Fandom Metal Gear (Video Games)
03 Feb 2026
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what if the characters from The Phantom Pain were living in a version of the mid 80s where they don’t have to deal with unconventional nuclear weapons and vocal cord parasites but rather with shitty jobs, the difficulties of sharing an apartment, and a considerable amount of interpersonal drama?
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Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who's the only one?
I've been away for so long
I've been away for so long
I let you go for so longIt's a nice day to start again
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you spoke a word and life began by grumkin_snark
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
23 Oct 2018
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In which the arrival of a dashing visitor — who immediately begins whiling away the hours with Dyanna — forces Maekar to confront his crippling insecurity and take a leap of faith.
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- Part 1 of Maekar x Dyanna
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The Legend, the Phantom, and you. What kind of shitty love triangle only involves two people anyway?
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Psycho Mantis: the rise and fall.
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Let's hear it for America's Suitehearts by heavvymetalqueen for falselynx
Fandoms: Metal Gear
24 Dec 2017
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04 May 2025
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Eva and Ocelot doing The AMericans style spy stuff... aaaaahhh