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Welcome to Junkertown. A.K.A. Hell on Earth. Here you’ll find radiation, street fights and human-engineered “vegetables”. And you are its lucky inhabitant.
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You think Jamison looks hot in his costume. Really hot….
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You spend a day at the beach with your two favorite junkers.
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Childe is sick of having something to be blackmailed over.
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You kept telling yourself you weren't desperate enough to do that; he was already taking twenty bucks from you a month, so you had no reason to ask anything else of him. You were being generous, contributing to what was essentially an exercise in extreme narcissism.
How the mighty fall.
(bro/reader pwp)
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22 Jun 2026
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A role play log in which John and Dave kind of sort of sext/mutually masturbate late at night. We thought it’d make a good oneshot.
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24 Apr 2026
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A couple guys watch from the second level of the block as the screws lead the new to their cell assignments. More than a couple guys also watch, but these two guys are different. Neither of these guys is shouting, or gesticulating, or visibly jacking off like the pair of hulking bluebloods across the tier. One of them is big, bespectacled and buck toothed. The other is blond, slimmer, covered in scars, and there’s something wrong with his eyes. The blond one isn’t jacking off like the aforementioned bluebloods, but he wants to fuck one of the new cons. The short one with the short horns. The one walking like a fighter, not cowering, but clearly outmatched.
Bright eyes leans on the railing. You’d have to know him pretty well to know he’s beating down a raging erection through sheer concentrated cool. John knows him pretty well.
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22 Apr 2026
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> Ultimate Dirk: Go fuck yourself. by the meat machine (problemsloth)
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Apr 2022
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In this work of fanfiction, presented for your reading pleasure on Archive of Our Own dot org (and I do mean pleasure, you sickos), I, Ultimate Dirk Strider, engage in assorted narcissistic debaucheries with my own hilariously awful alternate universe doppelganger. That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter.
Wait. Why is this tagged "Metanarrative Humiliation"?
... Shit.
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09 Apr 2026
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After leaving Earth C, Dirk struggles with getting over Jake as he dreams about him almost every night. Being gay in space is hard when the only two other companions on Theseus are your robot daughter and a female troll who resents you.
But walletboy John is not dead. He's just in a coma. Its time for him to wake up.
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26 Mar 2026