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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    “I piss on the English,” the Captain sneers.

    “As you piss on Thénardier, and the Fleur-de-lis, and all those that we trade with out of necessity,” Courfeyrac acknowledges. “You are notoriously hard to appease, have I ever told you that?”

    “Yes, frequently.”

    “Well, my dear Captain, once you figure out a way to keep this crew from mutiny without compromising your conscience in the pursuit of our goals, let me know, and I shall try my very best to fulfill your dreams of selling stolen goods in a way that benefits the greater good. For now though, we have possible recruits to muster. And you need to decide whether quarter will be given.”

    a.k.a. Enjolras is a fearsome Pirate Captain and Courfeyrac is a loyal if slightly exasparated Quartermaster

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    Eames calls Arthur up to attend his brother's wedding as his "date" in order to keep an eye on a tail Eames picked up. Arthur has to grapple with a level of emotional intimacy he wasn't prepared for, the fact that Eames trusts him enough to pick him for this job, and just how much he enjoys Eames' arm around his waist.

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    08 Nov 2022

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    5 times Wade bumps into Peter Parker + 1 time he realizes Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

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    12 Sep 2024

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    Wade kicks a door open – Peter must’ve fallen asleep, because it doesn’t seem like they went very far – and then Peter’s being laid on a couch. The spring that’s always stuck out digs into Peter’s back, making him whine in the back of his throat, but Peter’s too tired to shift to the side.

    And then, very abruptly, Peter’s eyes fly open. Because Wade doesn’t have springs sticking out of his couch. Peter has springs sticking out of his couch.

    Or: Peter realizes that Wade knows where he lives, and Wade doesn't seem inclined to tell Peter how he knows.

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    11 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    “You’re free to imagine yourself in my shoes purely for the sake of banter, too, you know.” He tucks his knife away and leans back on his palms, then tilts his head thoughtfully. “Hooo boy I don’t know if I love or hate the image that just popped into my head.” He inhales slowly. “Scratch that. I love it.”

    “I’m not even going to as–“

    “You. In my threads. Sans katanas, ‘cause the girls get weird about strangers, but just about everything else is free game.” Deadpool lazily glances over his shoulder, sizing Peter up like he’s a freshly baked cake sitting tauntingly in a bakery window. “Jesus, Webs. Please tell me I can gift you some thigh holsters. Even if all you fill ‘em with are puppies and rainbows.”

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    27 Aug 2024