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Steve scoffs. “Hargrove– we’re not friends. We barely tolerate each other. Why the fuck would you want to hang out with me willingly?”
For a moment, Billy says nothing, and Steve just stares at him in exasperated confusion. Finally, Billy says, “Believe it or not, Harrington, sometimes I like the quiet, too.”
And… Steve can kind of understand that. Being the party king is a lot. Living in Hawkins is a lot. “Yeah, okay. I get it.”Or, how Steve and Billy become ride-or-die best friends (who sometimes jerk off together and kinda fall in love.)
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Butcher would rather die than accept that Homelander is his soulmate, and he's determined to take the supe cunt with him into the grave.
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- Part 2 of The Boys - Soulmates AU
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“Nope, no, that guy is dead,” Grace says bluntly, stilted from the dry heaving he's trying to force back. “That guy is so very, very dead–”
“Heartbeat detected,” Rocky counters. “Faint, but there. Alive.”
Grace stares down at the man for a moment longer, the stranger in a blood-filled submarine drifting through space. Everything about this screams bad idea.
“We help, question?”
Grace sighs. “We help, statement.”Grace and Rocky find a submarine drifting through space, and Simon finds the home he never knew he needed.
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Surprisingly, Flambae doesn’t mind the newest dispatcher for Z-Team. Robert is a snarky asshole normie, but he’s smart as shit, actually seems invested in the job, and is all too willing to flirt back whenever Flambae can’t keep his mouth shut.
Meanwhile Flambae’s arch nemesis, the infamous villain Mecha-Man with his wet freak sidekick, continues to make his life a living hell.
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To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.
Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.
But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.
Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.
(Everyone pretend to be shocked.)
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Spideypool 5+1 by ret_wat
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Jul 2023
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Billy Butcher wasn’t quite sure how he found himself in his current position. Flat on his back with Homelander above him and straddling his hips. He let out a quiet groan as his hands gripped Homelander’s waist tightly.
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05 Jul 2026
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“Homelander, by the way.”
He extended his hand. For the first time, he wished it wasn’t gloved when the man unhesitatingly clasped it in his own, a firm grip to match everything else so solid about him.
“Butcher.”
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05 Jul 2026
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Just storing my fanart here :333
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04 Jul 2026
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His name is Niall.
His name is Niall, and he has a brother. A brother who is on his way to see him right now. Not to pick him up and take him home, he’s reminded, they need a few more days of testing and imaging to make sure his brain isn’t going to bleed into his skull and kill him, but at least now there is someone who can put him back where he is meant to be. Who knew where that was. Who he was.
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Niall and Ruben's near-14 year reunion goes a bit differently after Niall takes a bat to the head in a seedy motel room and forgets who he is.Bookmarked by ret_wat
04 Jul 2026
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“What happens if we never get out of here?” Niall asks.
“I’m going to off us both at least twelve more times,” Ruben tells him, just to make him laugh.
Niall does laugh, rolling his eyes. “Fuck you,” he says, smacking Ruben on the arm. “I’m not worth at least thirteen murder-suicides?”
“Maybe if you’re lucky,” Ruben says.
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25 Jun 2026