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Runnin' Through the Red Lights by rendhorn
Fandoms: The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
12 Apr 2026
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Watney gets a traffic violation warning and decides that Earth's worst invention is red light cameras. Martinez laughs at him.
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Kris is not just one now; they are two. Body and mind, mind and soul. Body and mind and soul. What a load of promised bullshit. It’s not even accurate to say this specifically is what ruined their life – they’ve got a long list of wrongdoings and misdeeds to their name, it was only a matter of time before it caught up.
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An exploration of the things that Kris has lost in their life, and a question: if Kris loses everything that makes them Kris, is it still them who's left at the end?
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“Do you really think your worth depends so much on how smart you are?” Ralsei asked.
Berdly had no answer for that.
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Berdly learns that he likes flowers.
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“Heh… they want me so bad.” He mumbled to himself. Why was he suddenly so sweaty? Was it always this hot in his room? He wiped his hands on his shorts and called Kris back, who did not answer until literally the very last ring. “Kris. WHAT is this mod and WHY do you need to kill my brain cells with it? AND my computer – it’s running so slow! I doubt your computer is anywhere as good as mine, and so your FPS are probably already bad, but mine are TERRIBLE right now!”
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Kris & Berdly play Minecrap with Noelle.
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and maybe i'm breaking, we're losing, it's draining by rendhorn
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
09 Jun 2025
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“I don’t know where I’m going with this. I don’t know who I am — never did, never will — but I guess I’ve always known that I’m not worth it. I’ve always just been… going nowhere.”
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Kris wishes Asriel were home.
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- Part 2 of their interlude
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kris ‘water’ you doing instead of making pie with your mom and susie
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Murderbot needs Gurathin's help, but he's busy. Turns out he has... other friends? Besides Ratthi and Pin-Lee? That doesn't sound right.
Murderbot needs to get to the bottom of this.
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09 Jun 2026
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Love is Stored in the Knick-Knacks by musicofthespheres
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
03 Mar 2024
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Three likes giving gifts, and it's determined to befriend Murderbot. No matter what Murderbot has to say about it.
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Five times Three gives Murderbot a gift, and one time Murderbot gives Three a gift all on its own.
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08 Jun 2026
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Experimental Data by Aylwyyn228
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
09 Oct 2025
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Humans on Preservation stood approximately eighteen centimetres closer to each other when engaging in conversation than humans on the Rim.
They also sat closer when in friendly settings, often within range of physical contact. Obviously that varied depending on the person. Bharadwaj in particular, seemed to habitually invade the personal space of anyone she considered a friend.
She hadn't tried to sit on my lap yet, but surely it was only a matter of time. Even the thought of it made my performance reliability drop by 3%.
Or, Murderbot wants to experiment with getting to its humans touching it. It ropes Gurathin in to its experiments.
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- Part 1 of Experimentation
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06 Jun 2026
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Human One's welcome on Preservation station is.. awkward?
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06 Jun 2026
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It's not going to kill you, says 1.0 in our private feed. You can stop slinking around like a terrified fauna.
I am not a terrified fauna.
I feel like a terrified fauna.
Bookmarked by rendhorn
05 Jun 2026