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By 37, Alastor Hartfelt had a lot of issues. The newest? While at a party in honor of one of his least favorite people alive, he was introduced to a houseguest of theirs so unbelievable that he nearly usurped that title in their first five minutes alone.
He killed men like Vincent Whittman: a Maryland transplant, eight years his junior, hand-gifted a position far exceeding his skill, simultaneously unaware of just how much he makes the lives of everyone around him worse and 100% willing to weaponize that the second it’s convenient. He would have killed him if the disappearance wouldn’t have been so easy to trace. Because now they were not only coworkers; he was also his (unwilling) tour guide to all things Louisiana. But when a night resolves in the last way Alastor expected, he realized Vincent was also three other things: still at the mercy of his hormones, easy to manipulate with praise, and so enthralled by the ‘world’ Alastor opened his eyes to that he quickly proved willing to do anything for more - from advocating for him to other whites, to scrubbing their blood off tile.
As long as they’re both getting something they want out of it, Alastor supposes it could be good to have him around.
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10 May 2026
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WAVELENGTH OF AMBITION by ALMurderMediaVOX, fangcavities
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Feb 2026
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New Orleans, 1926: In a world of ink, paper, and rigid social lines, 21 year old Vincent Whittman is still a shadow who’s chasing the light. A former copyboy with a grey streak in his hair and a revolutionary invention in his satchel: the future of sight and sound.
After a brutal rejection from the city’s elite, Vincent finds an unexpected witness in Alastor: the magnetic Creole, King of Radio whose smile is as sharp as a razor and whose influence knows no bounds.
A glass of Sazerac, a note hidden under a coaster, and a cryptic quote from Walt Whitman. Vincent wanted to change the world; Alastor might just be the one to help him burn the old one down.
"Where do I sign?"Bookmarked by rejectsuperstar
30 Apr 2026
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In the second week of Alastor’s imprisonment—or, what is more truthfully turning out to be ‘Alastor’s series of dubiously consensual playdates with the Vees,’ for all that Vox doesn’t seem to understand the first thing about having a captive—Vox agrees to shove his little teammates out of the spotlight, parades himself out on stage with the benefit of their costume design and back-up dancers, and proceeds to singlehandedly win the most hilarious game of chicken that Alastor has ever seen.
Positive reinforcement may be warranted. But Alastor has never excelled at delivering that consistently.
(In which Alastor gives Vox a little treat for publicly humiliating Lucifer, followed by several tricks for leaving him alone at home with Valentino. Set between the last few minutes of season 2 episode 5 and first few minutes of season 2 episode 6.)
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- Part 1 of They Could Have Been Worse
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26 Mar 2026
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“Your mistake, Velvette, is assuming that they tolerated me,” Alastor quips—and freezes only for a moment when Velvette gives up the goat and just starts wholesale magicking new clothes onto his body in rapid succession. Nevertheless, he carries on. “You can’t be popular with other Overlords and disrespect them. You’ll have to choose.”
“Oh yeah?” Velvette scoffs. “How does that explain Vox then?”
Alastor smiles unkindly.
“You and I aren’t Vox.”
(In which Velvette and Alastor become unlikely friends, Vox does his best impression of a bird flying straight towards a glass door, and Alastor gaslights too close to the sun. Set during the time that Vox filmed his joint venture commercial at Carmine Industries, and a short time thereafter.)
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- Part 2 of They Could Have Been Worse
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26 Mar 2026