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Lessons in Flirting (Unintentionally and Definitely Not Romantically) by shrimprangoon
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
14 Sep 2025
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Hen sighs. “Something had to be said before you idiots put us in mortal peril.”
“I’d never do anything to jeopardize our safety on a job! You know that Hen.”
“Maybe not on purpose,” Chim chimes in, “but, see, the thing is, when you flirt with our Buck, his brain turns off. He just bluescreens.”
“You’re flustering the poor boy, Eddie,” Hen adds. “And it’s making him dumb.”
“-er,” Chim adds.
“Wha- Buck isn’t flustered.”
Eddie is flustered. His face feels hot. He takes another sip of his coffee to give his hands something do to, but that only makes him feel warmer. Shit.
Hen levels him with the most deadpan look. “Last week he walked into a stop sign after you called him ‘big boy’ on a call.”
Eddie nearly spits out his coffee.
Or: the one where Eddie subconsciously flirts with Buck without realizing and Buck is actively trying not to have a heart attack at work about it
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- Part 1 of Lessons in Dumbassery
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Bookmarked by regulus_kinnie
19 Jun 2026
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“I’m your husband.”
“You’re my husband? Holy shit!”
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Bookmarked by regulus_kinnie
16 Jun 2026
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All Bobby has to say, as Buck is hightailing it towards danger, is a low, threatening, “Don’t make me call Eddie.” and Buck will skid to a stop, pause, and eventually turn around and slink back towards the team like a scolded dog with his tail between his legs.
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Bookmarked by regulus_kinnie
16 Jun 2026
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Eddie had seen Buck devastated before, more times than he'd like to count. But nothing compared to watching Buck realise that his son might be dead. And it was all his fault.
Or: After Theo disappears during a mall takeover, Eddie tears the building apart trying to bring Buck’s son home. A terrifying day that finally forces Buck and Eddie to confront the fact that they’ve already built a family together, with Christopher and Theo at the centre of it.
Bookmarked by regulus_kinnie
16 Jun 2026
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Theo in Buck’s oversized turnout coat and helmet falling over his eyes. Check.
(…) A video of Theo running around in a Spiderman costume in Buck’s backyard while Christopher showers him with a hose. Check.
Theo sleeping on Eddie’s chest on Buck’s couch. Check.Buck, Eddie, Theo and Chris in a movie theatre all wearing 3D glasses. Check.
Theo’s first Halloween with the four of them all dressed up – Theo as Spiderman, Chris (reluctantly) as Superman, Buck and Eddie both as cowboys. Check.
(…) Theo’s first day of pre-school holding Buck’s hand and Buck with tears in his eyes looking at him. Check.
Eddie’s wheel covered in little plastic dinosaurs like they’re the ones driving. Check.
(…) Buck, Chris and Theo all sprawled on Buck’s oversized bed he got after Theo got home, all three of them in the same sleeping pose. Check.
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Or: Eddie goes back to posting on Instagram now that Theo is in their lives. Someone (aka the tomato man) sees those posts and makes assumptions. Inspired by that twt post of how Eddie’s feed would look like since Theo came into their lives.Series
Bookmarked by regulus_kinnie
16 Jun 2026

