reasonpeason
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“What about…” he begins, the thought already weird, feeling even weirder as the words leave his mouth, “Living long enough to retire?” He could practically hear the utter confusion on Hanzo’s face. Like the possibility never even occurred to him and the fact McCree even gave it thought was absurdly optimistic.
“Something that typically doesn’t happen for anyone in our line of work.”
“Feels weird to even consider sometimes, yeah.”
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Kanaya drags Karkat and Sollux out to try on some clothes so he can get a better sense for his own design purposes. They aren't exactly enthusiastic to say the least (script from HSV63).
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- Part 2 of HSV63 Scripts
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Aradia returns from a bit of exploration and relieves a little stress. (script from HSV63)
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- Part 1 of HSV63 Scripts
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"Really, watching them is just a more than special kind of show and you know you aren’t the only one who’s spotted them. They linger in each other’s faces and move on, the gap between them significantly smaller. You notice at least two other employees not so discreetly moving along with them faster than you can manage as your try to do a passable job reorganizing before following suit."
From a prompt on a the kink meme. You are a Wal Mart employee and these two guys come in every week to get unreasonably turned on and touchy feely while arguing about household responsibilities.
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You remember thinking he looked like a pool noodle.
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Karkat Vantas is the sort of guy who thinks he knows it all when it comes to dating; he knows the tricks, the signs and the whole works of romance. The thing he lacks? Experience. The other thing he lacks? A person to date.
If his romance novels are anything to go by, he's doing well. (Although they aren't exactly guides to the universe).
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- Part 1 of Pool Noodle
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12 Nov 2014
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A Homestuck AU, in which the game never happened; three trolls were conscripted, then became deserters. Now, all of them are on the run as they try to prepare to take down a twisted regime. While not forgetting they are in the best sweeps of their lives. Followup to "Reprise".
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- Part 2 of Hivefled
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10 Sep 2013
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But what do lowblood dates consist of? Apparently, troll McDonald’s cheeseburgers consumed by the light of a laptop screen and a CD blasting dubstep remixes of Boney M songs to drown out the dubiously sexual noises coming from the upstairs apartment.
Oh, and a lot of failed romantic overtures.
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20 Jan 2013
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Of course Vriska Serket was anything but surprised to find that yet another round of FLARPing had come down to this. Once again, one of her many, many snare traps she had carefully laid out for just such a purpose had been sprung. And once again, the young Marquise found herself grinning aural-sponge-clot-to-sponge-clot over the silken-wrapped form of the troll who was to be her lusus’ latest meal. But unlike all the other times, the hapless prey that was currently struggling and writhing against the sticky threads was not the usual sort of faceless, no-named troll that would quickly be finding themselves on the wrong end of the massive spider’s gullet.
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21 Mar 2012
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The Sufferer gets a second chance.
(Now with fanarts and a soundtrack!)
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21 Mar 2012