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Max Verstappen has a routine. Black coffee, no sugar, no conversation.
Then a new barista with brown curls and terrible decision-making skills starts drawing hearts in his foam.
When he gets fired for it, Max realizes that some routines are meant to be broken.
Preferably with a job offer.
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"I just want to kiss you."
Oscar's breath caught.
Lando removed his hand slowly.
"Can I?"
Oscar nodded.
"Tell me I can."
Or: the story of what happens after Oscar Piastri and Lando Norris finally get together in Monaco. Featuring a bakery date, several increasingly questionable workplace violations, an unfortunate green shirt, a red flag, an extremely expensive watch, and Oscar Piastri being horny while wearing a cowboy hat.
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- Part 2 of I'm an astronaut (you're the moon)
Bookmarked by reallyhotgoose
30 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
you can‘t buy love, but you can buy a ungodly expensive watch to confess your love
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There are sticky notes on every wall, sticky notes on the desk, sticky notes on top of sticky notes layered over printed run plans and tyre tables. Four monitors display traces, lap deltas, and simulation windows Oscar can't read. The whiteboard appears to contain either a flowchart or evidence of a conspiracy.
And standing in the middle of it all is Lando Norris.
Or: Five times Oscar Piastri failed to be normal about Lando Norris, and one time Lando failed right back.
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- Part 1 of I'm an astronaut (you're the moon)
Bookmarked by reallyhotgoose
29 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
this killed me and all of my 400000 sticky notes dead
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When a miniature version of Charles Leclerc appears in the 2025 paddock with a broken helmet and a bruised ego, Max Verstappen finds himself babysitting his rival's twelve-year-old self.
The kid kicks hard, glares harder, and smells exactly like Charles.
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Bookmarked by reallyhotgoose
28 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
kicking people in the shin is a love language actually
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Coworkers Who Hold Grudges Over Laser Pointers Should Not Slide Into DMs by Anonymous
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
19 Jun 2026
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Max Verstappen creates a burner account to ask the internet what to do about his painfully obvious crush on his gorgeous coworker who definitely hates him.
Charles Leclerc creates a burner account to ask the internet what to do about his coworker who keeps staring at him like he wants to devour him.
The internet gives them both terrible advice. They follow it anyway.