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Power of Friendship Bracelets by ratpilled
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 May 2025
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It's a depressing day more often than not for John Walker at the New Avengers Watchtower. Luckily, on one of these days, everyone's favorite Robert "Bob" Reynolds comes to make the end of this day better, with a bracelet.
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pick-up basketball by ratpilled
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 May 2025
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John Walker tries to impress a certain guy during a pick-up basketball game. It doesn't go down how he wanted.
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inspired by a tweet I saw: "john walker the kinda guy to say 'this one's for you babe' before absolutely failing to dunk a basketball"
it's not exactlyyyy the tweet but i must give credit where it's due
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take it to the limit (one more time) by landsat9
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 Jun 2026
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"I'm trying to be culturally sensitive, so don't take this the wrong way," Grace says. "Is it just me or...is Erid fascist?"
Finally, words have been put to my persistent fear and I can no longer deny what I have been thinking for the last several days. "Yeah. Erid's fascist."
Rocky and Grace return to Erid to find the planet struggling under the climatic impacts of astrophage. Rocky goes down to Erid alone with the singular goal of creating food for Grace, who is dying of malnutrition. However, Rocky finds that Erid isn't the same as he left it; the new government is reconfiguring life around an ethos that is focused on strengthening Erid, limiting knowledge-creation, and being hostile to outsiders--like Grace. Now Rocky must find a way to not only save Grace from starvation on his own, but do so before the fascist hive mind can realize what's going on, as its eye slowly trains on eradicating the alien lifeform.
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23 Jun 2026
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a first course in anthro-eridian sexuality studies by falling_cosmos
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Apr 2026
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Grace creates a log of he and Rocky's relationship that he sends back to Earth as proof of their love.
Humanity has a lot to say.
Grace and Rocky find their own voice, solar systems away.
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19 Jun 2026
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Human Relief Aid by OrangeGaytor, Sevvyhonda
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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“Rocky,” I say. “Is this a … a fleshlight?”
“No. Fleshlight is specific Earth product. This Rocky human relief aid prototype. Same function, different origin.”
Well, asked and answered, I guess.
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16 Jun 2026
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Star Thrum by Totallyottie99
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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Eridians fall in love hard.
Humanity's not ready for just how far they'd go to keep only one of them happy.
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spiracle by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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“Wet.” They whispered then, sounding awed, pulling their claw away from his face to marvel at the salty tears staining the mesh suit which encased their body. “Wet wet wet. Oh this is—this is—” Ash brought their hand back down to Grace’s face, swiping it over both cheeks with a happy trill.
“Intoxicating.”
And then they wiped the tear soaked palm down their carapace, leaving a filmy streak on the suit in its wake.
“Wet, so wet and leaky, so wet and leaky and beautiful just for me, oh, oh Savior Grace–” They brought their hand back to his cheeks and swiped away the remaining wetness that stained them and then they— they—
Grace watched on in horror as they lowered the wet and tear-soaked claw to their ventral seam, stroking it over their most vulnerable area with a shudder and high-pitched moan.
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or, alternatively: a 'crazed fan' breaks into Grace's dome to have their way with him.
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14 Jun 2026