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    Gojo Satoru is not gay. He’s not.

    He likes tits and asses, and long fucking legs and curves. Long hair and pretty faces. He’s never been into men like - and he should know, he’s been in some kind of sport his whole life, from wrestling to basketball, and now he’s in a frat house. There’s naked dudes around him at all times. If he were fucking gay, he’d know already, but it's the opposite! He gets the heebies jeebies from seeing dicks flop around in the locker room and he likes eating pussy!

    But no one in the world sucks his dick better than Geto Suguru, and Satoru thinks this is monstrously unfair.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Geto Suguru transfers to a new school and meets Gojo Satoru, the enigmatic heir of a massive tech fortune. He has no choice but to fall madly in love.

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    Glasses pushed up into his hair, Satoru flutters his lashes down at them. “What are you guys talking about?”

    “Nothing, just telling Geto here about that time you got so high you were convinced you could teleport but you only managed to maim yourself and give me a heart attack.”

    Satoru’s eyes are bright as he settles down on Suguru’s other side. “I’m telling you—I just gotta come up with a way to slice up my matter and then stitch it back together somewhere else. It works with particles and data, so why not people? What I can’t figure is how to keep any little bits from escaping. I don’t wanna come back without all my fingers, or you know, my more valuable parts.” He grins over at Suguru, who immediately blushes and looks away.

    “Who lied and told you it’s valuable?” Shoko asks, flinging her wet cigarette at his head.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Yuuji’s hair is soft and unstyled. He’s got adorable, almond eyes and a boyish smile. But he’s also powerful, with a defined jawline and athletic build which is painfully apparent despite his oversized T-shirt. Megumi finds him achingly handsome. Fuck.

    He thinks about how, if he’s being honest, it’s been a while, and about how this man is very hot and apparently very into him. He considers his alternative plan for the night, which was watching funny dog videos.

    He comes to a decision—the dog videos aren’t going anywhere, after all.

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    Megumi’s dragged to a frat party by Nobara. Entering a room, he sees Yuuji, who immediately calls dibs.

    Can be read as a one shot!

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hawt and funny. Bazinga

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    Rudo meets a new girl in school and suddenly understands why a lot of life revolves around romance. Only problem is, when he asks Enjin if he can start dating, he is met with "Not unless your brother does." Which is BULLSHIT because who would want to date uptight, overachiever, major bitch Zanka? He's gotta come up with a plan, and fast.

    Luckily... there might be someone nuts enough to want to try out a date with Zanka. Rudo just has to find a way to convince insane chemistry genius Jabber Wonger to take his brother on one shitty date. Then Rudo is in the clear. Surely, nothing could come of one shitty date.

    Right?

    aka, the 10 things I hate about you au

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    10 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    smiling so hard while reading this + a lil sob on the side

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    The first line addresses the recipient, but the name had been scored out so harshly Zanka can feel the indents through the back with a pass of his thumb. The first word is most certainly Dear, and he can just about make out an a and what falls between an m and an n in the next one, but anything else is a lost cause.

    My name has an a at the start, his thoughts supply, there's an n next to that.

    His rational side doesn't bother to brush it off as a simple coincidence, and he feels his heart stammer in his chest.

    After leaving his window open to sleep, a mysterious love letter finds its way into Zanka's hands. The name of whoever it's addressed to is unintelligible, but that doesn't stop him from getting his hopes up, especially when the contents start to sound strikingly similar to Jabber's words from the past.

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    09 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I’m vibrating, this is so cute 😩