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    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

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    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Shane sees one too many photos of Ilya with other women and decides if he has to suffer, Ilya does too.

    Enter: thirst traps, questionable decisions, and captions written for an audience of exactly one.

    Ilya absolutely does not handle it well.

     

    Or: Shane weaponizes Twitter, and Ilya falls for it every time.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    It starts with Hollanov going viral for Shane kissing Ilya's hand in a grocery parking lot, and leads to the world seeing how painfully in love the two are.

    OR, Shane and Ilya being domestic and in love in public, as seen through the eyes of the internet and their friends, a social media, 5+1 Fic.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Vaccine day, one rare public sighting, one baby in a tiny hat.

    And Ilya Rozanov, to everyone’s great misfortune, being both ridiculously competent and extremely himself in public.

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    12 May 2026

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    The internet reacts to Shane posting a domestic video of him and Ilya, and a freaky one of them with the caption being only one word: “Mine,” reminding everyone who Ilya will always return home to.

    Then one of Shane’s brand deals drop, and it’s Ilya who has to fight for his life online to remind people this marriage is a partnership of a freak with another freak.

     

    But the thing is, Ilya being possessive just makes the NHL burner accounts more into him, and it doesn’t help that someone drops a video recording of Ilya’s speech before Boston’s game against San Francisco before they won the Stanley Cup back in 2014.

    Thus Shane continues his hunt for those burner accounts who seem to grow in number as days pass by. He decides to enlist the help of Hayden and JJ in doing so. It was not his brightest idea.

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    12 May 2026