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Jake takes care of things. He wishes one of them wasn't a goldfish.
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Summer Jobs by rampagingwalnuts
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
28 Dec 2025
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Din Djarin takes one more job---tracking down his son's teacher's delinquent teenage nephew.
Ben Solo runs away and responds to a very specific "Help Wanted" ad for what looks like a decent starter job on Tatooine because he needs to get out of this house.
Chaos ensues.
Or: Din becomes the Skywalker-Solo-Organa family therapist by mistake.
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Din knew from an early age that he would never be able to have many things most beings in the Galaxy considered desirable or even normal. He reconciled himself to this fact by telling himself that he never wanted them anyway. This strategy worked for most of his life. Until he met Luke Skywalker, that is.
Or: Most people go to therapy to deal with the intimacy issues and guilt their religious upbringing gave them. Din just has kinky magical sex with his space wizard husband.
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When Din learned Tusken Sign, he didn’t know it was called Tusken Sign. It was just how the people who raised and loved him for all the brief time they had spoke.
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Your new husband kneels between your legs like a man forced to participate in his own execution. He removes his helmet with shaking hands, then glares up at you when you try to shove him away.
"I can do this. I will do this. It is my duty as your riduur to see you satisfied."
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You find a wounded Mandalorian, and remove his helmet to see if he needs medical attention. Then, you repeat what you assume is some kind of prayer with him to calm him down. Now, you're married, and your new husband is skilled, deadly, and scared of you.Series
- Part 3 of My Mando x Reader Fics
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A place to dump any more Paz/Din/Bo-Katan smut. I wrote my first fic inspired by BlueTeaParty's pegging fic, and I might have more ideas for this extremely niche ship to write later.
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Every x Reader fic I've written for The Mandalorian. Right now I've just done female readers, but I might branch out to Gender Neutral, male, or Trans readers in the future. I have a passionate loathing for "Y/N", and other than specifying which set of genitals the reader has for the porny fics when it's relevant, I try to make Reader as nondescript as possible. Din is also usually an awkward (but sweet!) 40 year old virgin in these because IMO a man so devoted to his cult would not have many opportunities to get experience.
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In which I deal with my stress, horniness, & stress-induced horniness by writing self-indulgent fics where Reader (me, lol, or anyone else who likes this sort of thing) gets dommed, railed out of her mind, and cuddled by everyone's favorite armored, cult-leading MILF (or technically GILF, if we are counting Grogu as her grandkid). Only smut, no/extremely minimal plot, probably unhealthy relationships on account of the whole forced marriage and cult-leader thing.
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Dune fics dumped here for organization purposes.
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like a dog with a bird at your door by sebastian2017
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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The crew gifts Grace a dog collar to tease him for being Stratt's science lapdog. He takes it harder than he should, fretting and working himself up over it. At least until Stratt puts it on him. Things fall into place after that.
aroace puppy play strattland for the soul
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- Part 1 of Secret Third Thing Collection
Bookmarked by rampagingwalnuts
19 Jun 2026
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Kent has been, historically, good at this—forgetting about things until suddenly he doesn’t, and then it’s like the scar has never been there in the first place, just the wound.
(Or: Kent Parson lets himself be happy, after all this time.)
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18 Jun 2026
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what comes next by ThaliaClio
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Jan 2025
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Boba arrives before the Dark Troopers do. The New Republic has no idea what's going on with the Mandalorians. Din's doing his best.
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Bookmarked by rampagingwalnuts
14 Jun 2026
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It’s almost funny. All he ever wanted was to play hockey, to play in the NHL, to win the Cup. This—Samwell, the team, the Haus—was supposed to be just a detour, but now it feels more like a destination he failed to realize he’s already reached.
(Or: Jack signs with the Falconers, graduates, and leaves. It's the hardest thing he's ever done. What comes after is even harder.)
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13 Jun 2026
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Excerpts from 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯 by revolutionarygold for ChimaeraKitten
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
31 Jul 2025
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The Heart and Stomach of a Dragon is a rare glimpse into the private lives of the female aviators of the British Aerial Corps. A secret kept for 219 years, the women who served with Longwings were at once the backbone of English aerial forces and ghosts hidden in the Corps' hidden coverts until Napoleon's 1807 invasion forced them into the light of public knowledge and scrutiny. For the first time, these women have been given their own voices back to tell their own fragmented stories, starting with the woman who started it all and the Three Elizabeths who changed the face of the Aerial Corps and British society forever.
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Bookmarked by rampagingwalnuts
07 Jun 2026