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"There is a wrong I have to put right at the Towers, and the cost might be too much but, uh, well, uhm. If- no, no, when I'm back, would you be interested in, uh. I mean, willyougooutwithme?"
The Cleric then whooped and jumped three feet in the air when Visken agreed to be courted. The absolute fool. The lich smiles fondly, recalling the moment.
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your ghost I will gladly bear by rallee for ExasperantMadman
Fandoms: Dead by Daylight (Video Game)
06 May 2026
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Jeff returns to Ormond following his father's passing.
It's a difficult time, intensified only by the ghost of a moody teenager who seems to attach himself to his room.
Butterly knife in hand, Jacket hums a familiar song, and it's up to Jeff to solve his mystery.
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retain thy virtue by rallee for ExasperantMadman
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
20 Apr 2026
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He flips the pages and starts reciting.
“Our dilemma, extraordinary though it is, is essentially no different than that faced by everyone who's ever walked this earth: We're here, and we don't know why. We can philosophize all we want, pursue the key to that secret along a thousand different paths, and we'll never be any closer to unlocking it.”
“I don't get it,” you blurt out.
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For Eugene, it had not been hypothetical. He’s lived through endless time loops resulting in the same bitter end: the sky ablaze in flames, waves of rapid boiling winds rolling over him. No one knows that. He doesn’t think anyone would believe him.
Dr. Finck would understand, his treacherous, overworked brain supplies.
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Jake shakes his head of the nefarious thoughts and sighs.
Not only is he head over heels for the big Boss, but he's sporting a humongous crush on said-boss’ husband.
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Mutual Toys by rallee
Fandom Apex Legends (Video Games), Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Dishonored (Video Games), Lethal Company (Video Game)
14 Jan 2024
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In the weeks following the election, you almost feel stupid for ever thinking you would miss Tolstad. It starts the very next day.
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The Case of the Man Who Two-Thirds Wasn't There by glisteningceruleaneyes
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
29 May 2022
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Three-and-one-third bodies have been found in an abandoned vehicle on the riverbank.
It would be a challenging case even without the bad weather, weapons smuggling, white nationalists, industrial accidents, and the concept of pedigree dog breeds—but over it all hangs one troubling question: What is it that fascinates you about Kim Kitsuragi? Is it working class camaraderie? A sinister hex of mysterious origin? Did you imprint on him in Martinaise, like an amnesiac duckling? If you don’t figure out what’s going on soon, people are going to start to notice. Especially him.
And sooner or later? Everything is related to the case.
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25 Feb 2026
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have you heard the news that you're dead? by wizardlover
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
09 Sep 2022
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“Kim,” you say, and he blinks at you in the middle of putting out his hand. “There’s something fucked up going on.”
“You must be from the 41st. I’m Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi—though you seem to know that already.” He seems tense, for some reason—and his hand is still out. “I’m afraid I wasn’t told who you are.”
“It’s me, Harry! Kim, don’t you remember me? Fuck, there’s something really wrong happening.”
“If you’re referring to the dead body that has been hanging from a tree for seven days—then yes, I agree. It is pretty wrong.” Kim is looking at you with his mouth slightly pursed. There’s no recognition in his eyes—he looks at you like you’re a stranger.
“This can’t be happening." Kim clears his throat.
“You are clearly going through… something. But I would appreciate it if we could focus on the case for the moment.”
“Oh my god,” you say. “We did it already, Kim, but for some reason I’m the only one who remembers! This is some—some cosmic joke from the universe, I’ll tell you that.”
“Okay,” Kim says, slowly. “I’m going to give you a moment while I talk to the manager. You’re going to sit down and sort out whatever it is you’re doing. And then we’re going to take down that corpse.”
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12 Jan 2026
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While suffering from his line's obsession with gold Thorin Oakenshield rashly makes an agreement with the Shire's Thain that results in him having to marry one of the hobbit's relatives.
Needless to say he isn't pleased, but cunningly picks Bilbo Baggins to be his consort in revenge against the Thain. For his part Bilbo decides to accept the proposal, though Thorin will be quite surprised to find out why.
Note: I have screwed around with ages, geography and timelines to suit me. You have been warned.
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04 Jul 2024
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This Charming Man by Rii
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Apr 2019
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A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place...
In which a young Dio Brando is taken in by Jonathan Joestar, a boy roughly managing his household in the absence of his widowed mother, and greeted far more humbly and kindly than he was expecting.
In which Mary Joestar seeks dark revenge on the family that ruined her life.
In which the Stone Mask is a poisonous and unwanted burden, and a curse upon the Brando name.(An AU of Part 1, where Dio and Jonathan end up being genuine friends and foster brothers, and Dio's vampirism is something that's forced upon him.)
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25 Jun 2024