quicksilvermalec
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (9)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (8)
- Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (1)
- Empires SMP (1)
- Vampires SMP (1)
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peace, love, & ice cream by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec) for JekyllOsinner
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
18 Jul 2026
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“I thought we were gonna be together,” he whispers. It’s barely audible, but he knows both of his friends heard him. They exchange a look that Joel can’t read, and it’s just another way that Joel’s locked out of their love. He shakes his head, trying to choke back the tears. “You said you loved me, and I thought– but we’re not. You love him. You want him. And he wants you.” Joel releases a shaky breath. “And I want you both and I can’t have you.”
Jimmy’s hand rests on Joel’s other wrist. “You can have us.”
Joel looks between them, his jaw clenched to keep his lip from trembling. “Shouldn’t you be asking him?” he demands, jerking his chin toward Tango. Jimmy chuckles softly.
“Don’t have to. He wants you.” Jimmy squeezes Joel’s hand. “And I do, too.”
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Six months after the events of Klondike, Joel's trying to move on. Jimmy and Tango are so sweet and so understanding, trying to help him fix his relationship to sex. It's just that, well... he might be too broken to be repaired.
Series
- Part 2 of The Ice Cream Saga
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Finding Yourself (Piece by Devastating Piece) by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec), Starlight_Blossom
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
26 Jun 2026
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Disaster strikes! On opposite sides of Lemongrass City, two guys wake up with no memory of who they are, victims of a tragic accident that leveled a building. As they try to find their way back to themselves, everything seems to be conspiring against them. Meanwhile, uneasy alliances are formed as five powerful individuals try desperately to recover their friends....
Series
- Part 1 of A Ballad of Lemongrass
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I Can't Focus When You're Next to Me by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
11 Apr 2026
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Tango’s drinking coffee, sitting in a plush chair that’s not facing the table, and all around them are the sounds of the early Saturday morning. Tango’s hair is a little messy and he’s gonna need to comb it before they leave the house. He sleeps in his underwear and never bothers to put on real clothes until the very last second. He’s overly critical of himself, but he defends his friends and Jimmy with every ounce of his being, and Jimmy is hopelessly, desperately in love with him. Today is six years since their first date—Jimmy picked Tango up on his bike and they drove around the city for a little while before going to see a movie. Tango had held Jimmy’s hand whenever he could, had laughed brightly at the biggest moments in the film, and had bought Jimmy a refill of popcorn when he spilled it all over himself—and Jimmy forgot.
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Tango takes Jimmy to the aquarium for their anniversary. That's literally the whole fic.
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what would you do for a Klondike bar? by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec) for JekyllOsinner
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Mar 2026
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"I've got ice cream in the freezer."
"Awesome!"
"Hold on, now. You gotta give me something."
"What, like... a fiver?"
"Something better than that."
"What do you want, then?"
He’s wearing that look, that smug little Etho smirk, when he answers. "Not much. How about a handjob?"
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Joel has sex with a lot of people in exchange for ice cream. Also, he's trying to figure out if he's gay or not. These two things are not related (lying).
Series
- Part 4 of Dezzy Battleship Fics :3
- Part 1 of The Ice Cream Saga
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Thu'um do Yol (Voice of Fire) by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Empires SMP
01 Mar 2026
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It’s already Midyear, the summer days dawning longer and longer, burning warmer and warmer, and soon it will be Sun’s Height. Four months Tango has known Jimmy; simultaneously a lifetime and a single breath. Sometimes Tango thinks Jimmy is blessed by Akatosh, the way that time seems to flow around him in whatever stream he pleases.
But Akatosh is not the Divine Jimmy serves, Tango doesn’t think. He’s seen the outline of Jimmy’s treasured pendant, traced it with his eyes enough times to have a pretty good idea that Jimmy devotes himself to Ysmir.
Two months ago, in Rain’s Hand, the Dovahkiin made clear his intention to join the Stormcloaks. Jarl Balgruuf of Whiterun joined the Imperials. Jimmy is not barred from Whiterun—the entire guard force couldn’t keep him out if this was where he wanted to be—but it should mean that they can’t see each other like this. Certainly not so publicly.
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Against a backdrop of a civil war, in between fighting Dragons, Jimmy falls in love.
The universe has a lot to say about that.
Recent series
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Dezzy Battleship Fics :3 by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 14,165
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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The Ice Cream Saga by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Jul 2026
- Words:
- 41,468
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Dezzy's Shortgrass Week 2026 by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Vampires SMP
25 Jan 2026
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Joel/Bdubs fics for SG Week.
- Words:
- 15,839
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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A Ballad of Lemongrass by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec), Starlight_Blossom
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Jun 2026
- Words:
- 32,380
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Frostbite & Feathercloak by ThistleOnions
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
25 Apr 2025
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- Words:
- 50,998
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 38
Bookmarked by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
17 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
the incredible awesome amazing superpower au with transfem!tango and ranchers and hybrids and worldbuilding and corrupt organizations and other cool shit that i'm super into
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,034
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 1,366
- Kudos:
- 7,084
- Bookmarks:
- 8,441
- Hits:
- 434,437
Bookmarked by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
16 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
html help for ao3 nodnod
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Another Side by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Secret Life SMP - Fandom
01 Nov 2023
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After a few too many beers, Bdubs, who is delighted to be forging a friendship with Joel, talks a bit too freely about Etho's personal life, sending Joel into a spiral of Being Totally Normal About Etho. As Bdubs tries to comfort him, he comes up with a novel solution to get Joel and Etho past a Significant Misunderstanding - and finds himself way more involved than he expected.
Cleo might not approve, but they're asleep. He's doing the best he can.
Set after Secret Life session 2.
Series
- Part 5 of Can I tell you the good news of SmallEtho? I have this pamphlet...
- Part 12 of ~Canon Traffic Life
- Part 1 of Secret Life Weekly Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,290
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 66
- Kudos:
- 344
- Bookmarks:
- 23
- Hits:
- 5,679
Bookmarked by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
07 Jun 2026
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Better Than Dessert by SpadeHeart for BlackBatPhoenix
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 Oct 2023
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Stuck in a failing marriage, Etho gives into temptation when Joel offers him a very special Christmas gift.
Bookmarked by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
20 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
oh boy. hoooooooo boy. *fans self emphatically* i might not be able to look at this fic for a while without popping an instant boner. fuck. i love incest and age gaps,,,,,,
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Double Take by WatcherForge
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
20 May 2025
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"Fourteen contestants will compete for true love and an all expense paid vacation for two or their shot at the Hundred-Thousand Dollars! These lucky contestants will be spending six weeks at a gorgeous wilderness retreat with no access to the internet and only seven cabins to go around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will occur? And who can say what relationships will blossom! Will they be able to keep their eyes on the prize, or will the tension be too much to pass up? Not to mention, you viewers at home can vote for your favorites to win!"
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What if double life had different soulmate pairings? And what if they weren't in a death game and were instead on a reality tv game show?
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I had one idea that spiraled into an excuse to write rarepairs.
(Edit: Please don't be scared by the amount of comments, I just reply to everything! It's all wholesome I swear <3)
Series
- Part 1 of Double Take Universe
Bookmarked by quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
08 Sep 2025