queer_drunk_dwarf
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
- SMPEarth (1)
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public relations are my favorite crime by queer_drunk_dwarf for CatInTheVoid
Fandoms: SMPEarth
10 Nov 2025
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Fit and Phil lands themselves in a pickle.
Thankfully, they know just the thing to get out of it!
Techno wants to go to sleep.
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If I could wish for one thing, I’d take the smile that you bring by Cracksicle, queer_drunk_dwarf, SilverBell2005
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Feb 2024
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Phil's life was rather good at the moment. Well as good as it can be with a dead wife, permanent knee injury, and a single small coffee shop to earn a living. Either way, things were going a bit too well leaving him to wonder what type of shit storm was about to come his way. Perhaps he should’ve kept his thoughts to himself because what he got was far worse than he ever imagined.
AKA Three crackheads banded together to write a Fic because there wasn’t enough Dark SBI with innocent Philza.
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After a horrible car accident a year prior, Sanji finds himself wheelchair bound and a little lost. When his sister forces him to go to a baseball game, he really isn't expecting much from it; until a certain green-haired baseball player makes it his mission disrupt all of Sanji's carefully thought out plans.
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Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
10 Jun 2026
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Five times Sanji tried to teach Zoro how to play the piano, and one time he did…
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
10 Jun 2026
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In 16th Century CE, a blacksmith fell in love with a tree—and the rest is history...
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After dying on the battlefield, Zoro is reborn as a jubokko - demon tree created by the blood of a massacre - until the day a blacksmith from the local village frees him...
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Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
10 Jun 2026
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This is our We Really Suck At Short Fics So Here Is Us Trying To Make Porn Short Even Though We Want To Write Forty-Thousand Words For Every Prompt, or for short, we're calling it 31-Days of Smut.
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1. Strictly between Zoro and Sanji (with 2 exceptions)
2. Must be 1000 words or less
3. In-UniverseINCLUDES ILLUSTRATIONS! Look for the link at the bottom of each chapter.
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- English
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Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
10 Jun 2026
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There is a cat on Going Merry.
Said cat is Zoro. Everyone knows this except Sanji.Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
10 Jun 2026