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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    They were quiet on the drive in, Pearl humming along with the songs on the radio while Joel stared out the window and tried to remember why he’d agreed to working in a cafe in the first place. He loved the job normally, the whole thing was made even better by working with some of his closest friends, but he’d never managed to get used to, or even make peace with, the early mornings. He might not be on Bdubs’ level, but he still wasn’t a fan of waking up. Not that he would ever say that out loud. It would be a cold day in hell before he audibly agreed with anything that came out of Bdubs’ mouth.

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    A day in the life of Joel as he questions the sanity of his entire friendship group.

    Written for the Traffic Team Support Exchange!

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    12 Jun 2026

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    my beautiful chaotic mounders <3 also grumbot mention!!

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    From: [email protected]
    To: [email protected]
    Cc: [email protected]
    Subject: Re: Customer Feedback


    Etho,

    I hope this email finds you well. Unlike ME.

    Genuinely it is not ! My !! Fault !!! that the mail is always late. Blame the stupid heroes and villains for always fighting at places where it’ll disrupt the mail. Do you know how many times i’ve tried to walk past these fights and gotten burnt/hurt/covered in radioactive goo? Way too many. This is not my fault nor the fault of any workers in the hermitopia branch of pet and i refuse to say otherwise. What do you want me to DO.

    Regards,
    Pearl

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    pearl crashes out so hard about the inefficiency of local post services caused by certain heroes and villains in the town of hermitopia that she becomes a vigilante herself

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    07 Jun 2026

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    pearl you are my idol and my queen

  3. Public Bookmark 76

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    When famous singer Neil Josten and band leader Andrew Minyard are seen being friendly, the internet begins to debate the logistics of their relationship... very poorly.
    With the surplus of toxicity across social media, the two become annoyed with the parasocial behavior of their fans and begin being more open about their friendship. when that doesn't work, they make the biggest move to shut down any doubts.

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    In a band/singer AU, the parasocial fans across social media find out Andreil are friends, don't like it, then Andreil deciding to come out together to prove them all wrong.

    Russian translation by pfifferlinge:
    https://ficbook.net/readfic/019a2451-af8c-7b75-89ae-ecbc073c6bb3

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    18 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i love social media aus

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    According to the team, Andrew is currently losing a custody battle for Neil against a sport invented by the mafia.

    It’s a running joke in the locker room: Neil cares about Exy, and then, distant second, he cares about breathing. Andrew is somewhere on the list, probably below the new backliner spread Kevin found.

    Andrew doesn't bother correcting them. He knows the difference between a distraction and a destination. He knows Neil runs until his lungs burn to keep the ghosts quiet, but he also knows exactly whose bed Neil crawls into when the adrenaline fades.

    (Or: 5 times the team thought Neil loved the sport more than the goalkeeper, and one time Neil made the hierarchy terrifyingly clear.)

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    08 Jan 2026

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    “there is no me without him” OHHHH ITS SO OVER FOR ALL OF YOU

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    What were they supposed to do inside that small space? Play charades?

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    01 Jan 2026