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Greg: What would you do if you got the courage to ask your best friend on a date, and you two went…but then your best friend acted like it never happened?
Jenny: And then, you had to face him every day at work.
Greg: Doesn’t sound fun.
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When Eddie takes Buck out on a date, but Buck is acting like nothing has changed, Eddie calls a local radio show for help.
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“Uh, I’m pretty sure I am,” Buck shot back. “I think I have a fever—“
“No, Buck,” Eddie cut him off. “You’re not. You don’t smell sick.”
“What the hell do you mean I don’t smell sick, Eddie?” Buck groaned.
“You’re going into heat.”
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In order to protect himself after going into heat unexpectedly, Buck has Eddie claim him in a hostel bathroom hundreds of miles from home. But Buck, not wanting to ruin his best friend’s life, doesn’t claim Eddie back.
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The Romantic Stylings of Roger the Ostrich by buddiefication (pumpkincreamcoldbrew)
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
22 Sep 2024
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“Uh, Dad?” Christopher asked. “What is the ostrich doing?”
“I don’t…” Eddie trailed off. “I don’t know.”
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Eddie takes Chris to a farm advertised online to meet capybaras. They’re first faced with an ostrich who has a particular interest in Eddie. Oh, and to make it worse, the farmer is really, really hot.
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After years of hearing Eddie Diaz insulting her, Hildy had enough.
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Buck tries, tries, and tries again to get Tommy’s coffee order right.
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“Is it okay?” Shane says, so adorably worried. “It’s not—bad, right?”
The possessive feeling that claws through Ilya’s chest is delightful. “Oh, Shane,” he coos. “Did your girls never get this wet for you?”
“That’s not—”
“You will have to give me list of all girls you fucked,” Ilya says. “Need to send them apology flowers.”
Aka, Ilya wakes up with a pussy. He makes good use of it.
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03 Feb 2026
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“I want you to fuck me, Rozanov,” is the first thing Shane says as soon as the door closes behind him.
“Hello to you too, Hollander. It’s good to see you. Want some coffee?”
— After a bad game, Shane seeks out Ilya to relieve some tension in a purely physical way. Or at least that's what he tells himself. It's not that he wants to be comforted. Definitely not.
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15 Dec 2025