15 Bookmarks by profserpine
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Something is brewing. A great storm that could shatter life as its known. More and more often, androids are breaking free of their original programming. More and more often, androids are turning against their owners in increasingly violent ways.
And the only ones that can stop it are Wilbur Soot—the youngest lieutenant in police history and now a drunk, washed out detective—and an android of the 1NN1T model named Tommy, an advanced prototype created to solve crimes and catch rogue androids. But first they actually have to get along.
Or,
Two idiots, a robot and a depressed detective, walk into a bar. One comes out experiencing emotions he shouldn't be able to, and the other comes out with a reason to live.
Spoilers for Detroit: Become Human, but knowledge of the game isn't necessary to enjoy.
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- English
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- 368,252
- Chapters:
- 43/43
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- 25
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- 2,580
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10 Apr 2023
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“Bullshit. That’s the dumbest thing you could do.”
“And why would that be?”
Too many responses to count flashed through Tommy’s mind. This man was going to kill him, there was no denying that. No denying that Tommy had been stupid. That mantra had gotten him through the night, sure, but it wasn’t true, and now he was going to die.
In the forest, he didn't know what was coming to kill him. Now, though, he knew it would be this man, with his soft cloak and softer eyes, Tommy wasn’t so afraid.
Might as well encourage him to make it quick.
“Because I know where you live, you rebel fuck,” he spat. “I know exactly where we are.”
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Or, the SBI coven adopts a foul-mouthed child soldier with trust issues.Series
- Part 1 of Mercyverse
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- English
- Words:
- 115,996
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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- 15
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- 2,442
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- 5,417
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30 Mar 2023
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Whosoever's Is The Storm by theprophetlemonade for Yoitay
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
22 Dec 2016
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Jean Kirschtein is a Jaeger pilot, just trying his damnedest not to meet a disappointing end. Maybe he had goals once. Maybe there was a part of him that the storm didn’t touch. Not anymore.
Having been kicked from the Mark II Jaeger, Atlas Rogue, on account of the fact no-one Drifts with Eren Jaeger and walks out unscathed, Jean finds himself relegated to the Anchorage Shatterdome, Alaska, the very edge of the world. There's a new Mark IV about to be launched, and it needs a pilot. Technically - it needs two pilots. It's a shame he has a chip on his shoulder the size of a Kaiju.
A JMGE PacRim AU for Yoitay, exploring the journey of a Jaeger pilot from the bottom of the barrel, to the cusp of hope, across every up and down in between.
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- English
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- 57,258
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
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- 58
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- 325
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- 117
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06 Mar 2023
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Jean Kirschtein is not entirely sure why they need someone to clean the pool when no-one ever seems to swim in the darn thing, but when his socialite mother just can't stop ogling the new pool boy, Jean realises she might not be the only one.
Apparently balancing a growing relationship with the freckled pool boy is harder than it looks, when coupled with a more than dysfunctional family life, a cheating scumbag for a father, and a seriously lonely existence.
An AU of equal measures fluff and angst featuring pool cleaning, roof-top smoking, lots of parental problems, and mainly shirtless Marco.
(Fic on indefinite hiatus.)
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- Part 1 of Droplets and Ripples
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- English
- Words:
- 508,895
- Chapters:
- 25/28
- Comments:
- 2,454
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- 8,814
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06 Mar 2023
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Willy yelled. The universe exhaled. And everything exploded.
Lara Tybur, on becoming the War Hammer and learning to speak.
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14 Oct 2022
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 188,572
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 24
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- 10,576
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- 71,655
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18 Jun 2022
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the stars and their children by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
14 Jan 2023
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Yes. Wilbur had to bite his tongue to keep the answer from spilling out of his mouth, because yes he wanted more. Of course he wanted more. He wanted to be more than the bastard prince. He wanted to be more than a mistake his mother made before she married Tommy’s father.
But that wasn’t the role he had been cast for in his life.
“It doesn’t matter,” Wilbur said instead. “When Tommy turns eighteen he’ll be crowned King, and I will be his advisor. He’ll be a good king, I’ll make sure of it.”
or, as the bastard prince of the planet of Eldingvegr, Wilbur has always known he was never meant for greatness. That was his younger brother's destiny. Wilbur's job was simply to try and make sure Tommy could fulfill that destiny.
That becomes decidedly more difficult when the brothers are betrayed, and are forced to flee their home planet. With the Essempi Empire being one of the largest imperial powers in the universe, the only place that can offer them refuge from Emperor Dream is Zephys IV—capital planet of the Antarctic Empire, ruled by the ruthless Emperor Philza.
(aka, space royalty au)
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- Part 1 of and the stars reached back
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 269,006
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 3,363
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- 8,732
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- 1,451
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05 Jun 2022
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The Things We've Done - Alternate Universes by Pandalandalopalis
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
02 Jun 2025
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You should probably read "The Things We've Done" first for context. These are AUs that include Bucky and the reader character from TTWD (lovingly nicknamed Birdie). They involve different scenarios and ways of meeting. Most will be one-off chapters, while some may be expanded upon.
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- Part 2 of The Things We've Done Collection
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11 Oct 2021
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Deciding that you would never hurt anyone like your parents did, you feel guilty for betraying Bruce and your principles for being attracted to the mysterious villain Red Hood.
After cheating death, Jason comes back to discover that Bruce had replaced him with a girl only three months after his death. He vows to seek revenge on Bruce by corrupting the seemingly innocent and naive girl.- Language:
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- 97,870
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- 14/15
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- 402
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02 Aug 2021
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Don't Call Me That by PsychoVigilante
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Under the Red Hood
15 Apr 2020
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The new Robin and Batman stumble upon a cell in Arkham Asylum that was occupied by a very much injured, and very much still alive Jason Todd. Bringing him back, Bruce realises that Jason is unstable and keeps him locked in a room in the mean time. Reader helps Jason get used to being around another human being once more, and finds herself falling deeply with the damaged Jason.
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- English
- Words:
- 34,160
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 115
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- 1,858
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- 336
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- 29,994
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01 Aug 2021
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The Pizza Delivery Girl's Survival Guide to Gotham City by Morveren
Fandoms: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Nov 2025
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People who lived outside of Gotham City would most often think of it in terms of its heroes and villains. About Batman and Robin, Joker and Harley Quinn.
People who actually live in Gotham City would only think of one thing: surviving.
Who cares about the people in costumes when your house has been bombed for the fifth time, or your wife has been taken hostage just because she worked in a bank?
Or, in your case, when you have to make regular deliveries to places where even Batman feared to tread?
Because let's face it. In a world full of superheroes and costumed villains, the real heroes are the ones who make sure that people get their pizzas in forty-five minutes or less.
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- English
- Words:
- 162,468
- Chapters:
- 25/35
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 2,778
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- 10,113
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01 Aug 2021
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“You know, you might be the only thing alive that knows my name. I don’t know how long I’ve been sleeping, but it must have been long enough for people to have forgotten.” The stag finished the last of the berries and stared at George wonderingly. George chuckled, plucked another handful to offer to it, and continued, “I’d gone to sleep tired. And I wake up tired. Tell me, do you think that’s fair?”
The stag, because it was a stag, did not reply.
But George didn’t mind that, either.
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Or, that fic about passerine!Dream Team, but before passerine.
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- Part 1 of Aerie
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,935
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 2
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- 1,278
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13 Jul 2021
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Narcissa Black learned how to glide from her mother. Her sister Andromeda taught her how to feel, and Bella taught her how to lie. She learned strategy from her father. And from her husband… Well. She was still trying to discern what lesson Lucius Malfoy was teaching her. || LUCISSA set in The Right Thing to Do universe.
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- Part 3 of Rights and Wrongs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,514
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 649
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- 5,673
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08 Jul 2021
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06 Jun 2021
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The silver medal was hard fought and won, but now the stakes are higher than ever. Five gold medals loom on the horizon, but more importantly, the "life and love" within the gold rings. Yuri and Victor's relationship grows as they get back on the competition road, and new complications rise with them. (Proper follow-up to the TV series; not AU, no crack ships, no weird shit.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,604,899
- Chapters:
- 761/761
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 9,859
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- 6,240
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- 1,637
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- 428,595
Bookmarked by profserpine
11 Dec 2020