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    Jabber sees Zanka slip up in the trash beast. He becomes obsessed with learning more.

    OR

    Zanka is a vampire and Jabber wants him bad.

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    09 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i keep picturing vampire zanka as alien zanka

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    Zanka is perfect. She’s wealthy, her grades are perfect, and she’s got a large spread of admirers, too. Nothing could ever come between her and the maintenance of her picture-perfect image she’s made for herself, not at all.

    Her classmate Jabber has other ideas, of course.

    Or: Zanka gets kidnapped by her classmate in broad daylight, and then realises she might have a thing for her.

    For Jankatober, days 7) Gender Swap 8) Choking and 9) School Uniform.

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    one of my fav janka yuri fics. lost to the orphan_account curse

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Jabber's been getting bullied at school. At first she was excited for the smoke, but it turns out bullying in California is all weird and indirect and lame. In New York, homeless guys on the subway used to call her all sorts of crazy shit to her face! They used to actually jump her ass if she sold them shitty rocks, too! Who's been spreading rumors about Jabber anyway?

    Zanka... Nijiku? She's the reason for this lame ass form of bullying? A girl who Jabber knows for a fact can punch a dent in her skull, no sweat? Nah. That won't do.
    (Don't ask Jabber how she knows anything about Zanka without really talking to her. Mind ya business. Even though Jabber definitely doesn't mind her own.)
    Anyway, it's been too long since Jabber's been in a fight... less stalking, more instigating!

    (Zanka has interal one-sided beef with Jabber. Jabber only wishes she'd act on it... Zanka acts on it.)

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    25 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    123 we want yuri!!!!!

  4. Public Bookmark 72

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    Zanka Nijiku—nihilist, pessimist, misanthropist—lives his life on a single mantra: love is bullshit. Nothing but primitive bursts of passion that interfere with the symmetry of an otherwise right-angled world.

    This offends Heaven; and so naturally they do the only logical course of action:

    Send down a cupid and force him to find love.

    (Or, Jabber is an angel sent down to help Zanka find love, and Zanka wants to end it all.)

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    23 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    cracked my heart open and then put a bunch of hello kitty bandaids on it

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    Hexes are normally just aggravating and inconvenient. They have to be actually removed, unlike jinxes, but that's not usually too big of a hurdle.

    Of course Zanka has to be the exception, though. Of course he's the one that's hit with a hex that needs a goddamn specialist to be removed. And of course every witch in the goddamn city is either the wrong kind of specialist or plainly incompetent. Anything else would be too easy.

    He probably could've tried a bit harder to find one before turning to an old acquaintance of Fuu's though. No matter how skilled the guy is supposed to be.

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    23 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SOOOO PEAK AND SO FUNNY 😭😭😭