probabliminal
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
When a hex meant for Draco accidentally catches Harry as well, they're forced to learn to understand each other in ways they previously might have thought impossible.
In which Harry and Draco can't fight, so they fall in love instead.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,747
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 1,210
- Kudos:
- 37,911
- Bookmarks:
- 8,671
- Hits:
- 666,939
Bookmarked by probabliminal
08 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,476
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,160
- Kudos:
- 41,986
- Bookmarks:
- 9,010
- Hits:
- 704,105
Bookmarked by probabliminal
08 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
Series
- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,905
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1,662
- Kudos:
- 26,008
- Bookmarks:
- 9,605
- Hits:
- 402,648
Bookmarked by probabliminal
08 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
Series
- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 146,637
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 2,571
- Kudos:
- 27,863
- Bookmarks:
- 10,094
- Hits:
- 929,690
Bookmarked by probabliminal
06 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory.
Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy.Malfoy felt inevitable.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 73,173
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,547
- Kudos:
- 47,785
- Bookmarks:
- 11,849
- Hits:
- 980,648
Bookmarked by probabliminal
06 Jun 2026