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    Charlie and Draco's relationship grows like the wildflowers on the alpine meadows, and Charlie wonders how many seasons they'll survive.

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  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    Remus blushes, like he always does when he’s faced with the horrifying concept of a compliment. The problem is, Sirius realises, when Remus continues cheerfully down the hill, that they all dote on him like that. Peter, who loves Remus for his kindness and willingness to sit down for hours to help him finish a difficult transfiguration essay. James, who tucks Remus under his arm and adores him. And himself.

    Sirius Black, in love with the purest bloke to ever attend Hogwarts. Possibly an Angel sent from the Heavens, and he’s competing, unwillingly and unknowingly, with his two other best mates.

    (It only gets worse).

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    17 May 2022

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    Christ! If the guy on screen is cute then the one here, in the fucking flesh, can only be called an Adonis. Bloody Dionysus in the twenty-first century, all angular features and artful waves of obsidian that end a few inches above his shoulders, and a body that practically screams he spent all secondary school in a footie kit. “Bloody hell,” Remus ends up muttering under his breath to his own horror, turning beet red and sinking deeper down in his seat. Really and truly, fuck his entire existence.   

    “All right mate,” Mr Adonis greets with a bombastic grin and glimmering eyes that reminds Remus of the Welsh morning skies in the winter. Of fucking course even his rudding voice is a velvety baritone that could probably make the filthiest things sound so splendidly elicit, and just of course Remus’s toes curl with absolutely inappropriate arousal.   

    Damn everything.  

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    Remus travels back to London to celebrate the holiday with his childhood best friend— Lily— and her husband, her baby, and her husbands brother that she’s been trying to get Remus to go out with for a while. On the train ride there, Remus meets the sexiest man he has ever laid his eyes on, and they have an interesting trip indeed.

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    04 Jan 2021

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    The air conditioning is already broken, Sirius's back has been effectively glued to the leather seat via sweat, and this road-trip may have been a Very Bad Idea.

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    22 Mar 2020

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    “Yes, Remus Lupin is gorgeous, smart, funny, and hands down the best lay Sirius has ever had. Sometimes, Sirius just can’t get enough of him—of his plump mouth or the sweetness that seems to radiate out of his pores. He’ll even admit that he does prefer Remus’ company to anyone else’s ninety percent of the time. But—just because your favorite dessert is chocolate cake doesn’t mean you’ll never crave a cookie, right?”

    Rich frat bro Sirius Black has a great thing going until he doesn’t. In order to win back the hand of his true love, he must defeat interloping psych majors, settle old vendettas, and learn how to properly stuff a non-engagement ring in a piece of chocolate cake.

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    15 Mar 2020