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During a hunt, Alastor almost loses Vincent. Comfort ensues.
This was just an excuse to write an inappropiate amount of fluff.
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05 Jun 2026
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Alastor finally cashes in on their silly little deal. [THIS IS A TICKLE FIC]
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- Part 3 of You're Never Fully Heard Without A Laugh
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19 May 2026
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It was the anniversary of the day Lilith had left.
Not something Alastor had ever seen himself caring about, but Lucifer's steadily growing low mood had weighed on him as though it were his own, and he knew this sort of thing typically cheered a man up. He was no fool. Besides – it was rather fitting, wasn't it? Presenting Lucifer with such a memento on such a day? He had no need to remember his absent wife, not when Alastor was around.
Rosie gestured towards the chaise lounge. “Alright then. Let's see what we're working with.”
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Or: Alastor has a rather unique idea to soothe Lucifer's upset mind. A boudoir photoshoot might not be a traditional kind of 'cheering up' tool, but it ought to do the job, no?
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- Part 60 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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11 May 2026
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Lucifer Morningstar keeps bringing Alastor apples.
He doesn’t explain why. He doesn’t have to. And no matter how many times Alastor refuses, Lucifer keeps coming back.
It isn’t about temptation or corruption. It isn’t a game or a power move like Alastor thinks.
It’s an intentional statement.
“I don’t give things to people I don’t intend to keep.”
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01 May 2026
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"Vincent, can you show me your face?" He remains as gentle as he can be.
Vincent fully comes out, his body sagging as if the action took everything out of him. Alastor feels his face growing pale, a feeling of dread hitting him hard and fast like a bullet. Now that Vincent is fully in his view, he sees how much worse the damage to his body is. His poor eye is completely swollen over, hues of sickening yellow, purple, and blue morph around the area in a terrible bruise. There's crusted up blood all around his eye too, the man must have punched him hard enough to rupture something. His lip has a smaller gash in it, not nearly as severe but still undeniably painful from the looks of it. Alastor wants to punch himself square in the face. Vincent had been up here alone for over an hour, completely injured and scared out of his mind, and Alastor let it happen. His shame courses inside of him like the waves of a river.
"Oh, you poor thing..."
________Vincent gets cocky and messes up his and Alastor's kill. He's left with a black eye and a furious radio host shouting at him. AKA Vincent agere hurt/comfort.
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- Part 6 of Radiostatic & murdermedia shenanigans
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23 Apr 2026