polycure_puss
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When I said I wanted to get railed by a God, it definitely meant as a one-time hook up ya know?
But now he's on his knees trying to stop my corrupted evil demon dumbass from destroying myself and an entire realm so I guess that didn't work out as I thought huh?
My ex is here too, probably simping for that one other God in the background. Fuck him.
Oh wait no he's crying for me too, nevermind.
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Please Keep Your Pants Away From Ajax by polycure_puss
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Sep 2023
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Scaramouche is utterly in love with his classmate Kazuha but one chance encounter with the harbinger of disaster has him turned into a broken man as he mopes in the corner of the washroom in just his boxers while the LITERAL LOVE OF HIS LIFE tries to comfort him- while holding his battle-scarred pants.
Follow the unfortunate adventures of the unlucky students of Teyvat High as the harbinger of doom brings havoc to their normal, peaceful lives :)
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Childe gets an academic warning when his grades drop below par, and is about to be kicked off the team if he can't bring them up before the end of this grading period. Thankfully for him, peers and even professors refer him to the university's valedictorian, who practically lives in the library, doing a public service of tutoring. Childe hates asking for help, but with nationals coming around the corner, he doesn't have time to cram everything in while practicing (he's been banned from the school's rink so he has to make an hour drive to the closest public one). What he doesn't expect, however, is for the valedictorian to be so distracting.
Or, Zhongli knows just how to get Childe to focus when he can't seem to pay attention.
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29 May 2025
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Childe, a virgin despite his growing following as a singer-songwriter, confidently states that size is more important than technique when it comes to sex. Zhongli overhears and asks Childe to back up his claims in person. Not very impressed, Zhongli generously decides to show Childe that neither size nor technique matters if you're the one getting fucked into a wet, pathetic puddle.
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01 Oct 2023
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How to Raise Your Empathetic Fungus by PunoriginalUn
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Aug 2023
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Alhaitham comes home one day and hears chirping near his door, only to find a fungus in hiding. A tale of roommates and mushrooms
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- Part 2 of Waltzes of Silver and Gold
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Childe's mission is simple in briefing but terrifyingly complicated to execute:
To steal the Geo Archon's Gnosis.
Good thing he has the most trustworthy guide in Liyue to help him.
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A retelling of canon events leading to Zhongli's reveal as the Geo Archon, with some liberties taken in regards to culture and worldbuilding.
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30 Mar 2023