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    Timothy Jackson Drake is dead. Or at least, it feels like he should be.

    Bruce is still missing. Tim feels as though he’s been tortured and violated to the point he should be classified as dead. Apparently, the afterlife is run by a half-dead teenager who keeps throwing eldritch creatures at problems (this alone makes Tim want to die). But that’s not the worst part…

    Lucius just transferred ownership of Wayne Enterprises to him.

    Tim almost laughs. What a waste.

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    dead Red Robin gets hired into a cosmic emergency hotline disguised as customer service and discovers the universe is held together with duct tape, spite, and Phantom-brand energy drinks. (ft. tim’s “thought non-existent” guardian angel, bruce’s return causing issues on a celestial scale, the timeline where emotional literacy apparently does not exist, grotesquely optimistic discussions on what a soulmate is, awe-levels of stupidity, violence (read: affectionate), the rage-baiting of Lex Luthor to prevent interdimensional collapse, and more!) [not necessarily in this order.]

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Daniel Nightingale is missing.

    This poses a problem on multiple levels.

    (Or, the one where what goes up must come down, one way or another.)

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Tim Drake was a psychopath, genius and CEO of Wayne Enterprises. He had lied, cheated and killed his way into the Wayne family, and yet found himself perpetually bored. Even after building an elaborate murder room in his penthouse and luring victims to their death, nothing ever satisfied him.

    So when he gave into his impulses and killed the handsome maintenance man who worked for him, Tim was shocked to find him alive and well the very next day. Even stranger was the fact that Danny seemed to enjoy Tim carving into him. It was a match made in hell, and Tim had no intention of ever letting the immortal go.

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    American Psycho AU for Dead Tired, because what better partner was there for a sadistic murderer than a Halfa who got off on being killed?

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Danny is on the run after escaping from a GIW facility where their scientists and his parents had been experimenting on him. Now on the run from the government and his family alike, he leaves Amity and his friends behind for their safety and his. Some years after being on the run, never staying in one place for long, he finds himself in Gotham, where he eventually reconnects with the Batfamily...except, they have no idea who he is. Danny knows them of course, but not in this time. Having been sent to the future and returned, he's not sure how to interact with these people he's met, but never known.

    Heavily inspired by a post written by @hailsatanacab, @wolfjackle-creates, and @ailithnight on Tumblr!! (Link to post: https://www.tumblr.com/moss-covered-thoughts/736604747998576640) HUGE credit to these guys who wrote some fantastic drabbles that I will definitely be incorporating ideas from in this fic! All of the writing however is my own (✿~ •͈ᴗ•͈)

    Please note that this fic does NOT start directly with the original prompt. There is a lot of plot that happens before and after, so its really its own beast of a story. See ch 1 summary for details

    Slow-burn found family!

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Kon-El comes back from the dead to find his boyfriend, Tim, has endured the death of most of his friends, been stripped of his mantle, joined the League of Assassins (briefly), lost Bruce to the timestream and brought him back, and come out of this all with a host more obsessive traits. He does not handle this well.

    Tim's boyfriend comes back from the dead, and all he wants is to keep him *safe.* But everyone seems to think he's insane for doing this.

    Danny just wants to study aerospace engineering someplace he's unlikely to get kidnapped and dissected (again). But when he overhears a certain vigilante nearly in tears while on the phone with some guy who sounds like a dick...well, he can't keep his nose out of it. Combine that with a unfairly hot, extremely sleep-deprived regular at his coffee shop, and Danny is getting way more caught up in Gotham drama than he ever intended.

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    06 Dec 2025