pissmaster900
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Craig is a creature of habit. And though Tweek may have grown accustomed to — perhaps even fond of his monotonous disposition, there's just one quirk he can't quite seem to tolerate. Not at the moment, anyway.
Craig's refusal to take off his hat during sex compels Tweek to protest, which Craig doesn't take very kindly.
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Ginger gets a bj from an impoverished immortal. No like I'm serious, that's it.
(Kenny's running low on money so he offers Kyle a deal.)
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Stacey is more than willing to provide her blood if it means appeasing her vampire friend, regardless of the dangers. After an incident that almost ends in her seriously getting harmed, however, Kylie refuses to drink from her ever again. Stacey poses a possibly safer alternative in hopes to help out with her relentless hunger.
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Kylie is a vampire and hasn't eaten in days, Stacey is on her period. You connect the dots.
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"Haven't exactly seen you on the court."
Kylie creases a brow. Fury swells deep within her core, like water boiling over the rim of a pot. "Pass me the ball."
Cris' expression remains unchanging as it is, but Kylie is positive in the minute muscle shifts that subtly resemble a cocky grin as she dribbles.
"Come and get it."
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After suddenly trying out and somehow making the varsity basketball team, Cris accidentally stirs conflict with Kylie Broflovski— The most competitive woman of all time who believes that troublemaking Cris Tucker is after her leadership position. Also, in addition to her many extracurriculars and advanced classes, Kylie is forced into becoming a tutor. It's no surprise to say that both girls are unhappy when it's revealed who her client is. Despite their initial hostility towards one another, their similarities are slowly revealed. Every study session raises more questions than the last. Every after-school practice fosters their complex, impassioned rivalry. Both are left to wonder what exactly is to come of their conflict, and who— or what may emerge victorious.
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The scorching weather stops nobody, especially not Tweek
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Tweek and Craig fuck. It's also really hot outside and they've got broken ac.. idk.
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A white, seamless dress is draped on her figure, covering everything above the ankle. The skin she’s able to see is smooth and blurry, as if she’s looking at herself behind a foggy glass, as if she’s anything but real.
She feels the Holy Spirit look down upon her.
Wendy aches all over.
“—ly shit, holy fuck! Her eyes moved! Keep talkin—”
Wendy gets killed and resurrected by the same hands that once loved her. Maybe they still do.
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- Part 2 of Rattled Under Her Soil
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02 Oct 2025