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    Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”

    “I’m not giving you my home address.”

    “Why not!”

    “Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”

    That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”

     

    In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.

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    Spock followed the Cadet, unsuccessfully keeping his eyes from what was likely a delectable bottom, if the visibility of the curve where the human’s cheeks met his thighs beneath two or three layers of clothing was any indication. A pity it belonged to such a reprehensible individual.

    “Well,” The Cadet asked him as Spock entered the hallway. “Where’s the firing squad?”

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    06 Mar 2026

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    Sometimes I'd forget

     

    Rocky has been stranded, alone and light years away from home for 46 years. For a long time it seemed like nothing would ever change. But a new arrival in Tau Ceti system is about to alter the course of history; For Rocky, for Erid, and for another world far, far away.

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    Beta read by chez_levi! Thank you for your notes, and curse you for your implications about metaphors

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Three weeks ago, Mycroft Holmes picked Lestrade up outside New Scotland Yard and made him an offer he'd been unable to refuse, despite his best judgement. Mycroft had sucked his cock, dropped him off at home, and Lestrade hadn't heard a word from him since.

    Now, the door of the black car swung open as Lestrade drew level with it. He could just see Mycroft's profile, hawkish nose and shallow chin limned by the orange glow of the streetlight.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    They stare at one another before Draco breaks and says “Look not that I think Weasleys are god’s gift to earth but you are smart and seem to know how to have fun and I don’t fancy being bored.”

    George and Fred stare at each other and seem to be asking if he was for real which yes just cause he’s not a bloody Gryffindor doesn't mean he’s not bored.

    “I did just save you from detention and I can help you dye Snape’s hair pink.”

    “Sold,” Fred says, smirking widely.

    “Join us as god’s gift to earth”, George follows with an equally treacherous smirk.

    Honestly he’s regretting this decision by the minute.

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    Where Draco becomes best friends with the Weasley twins and gets up to shenanigans that somehow make Voldemort want to cry.

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    16 Feb 2026