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You are ULDER RAVENGARD.
Your son is completely besotted with his fiancé, but you can’t figure out the appeal. He’s spoiled, and petty, and seems chiefly concerned with draining the Ravengard coffers. You are, frankly, at your wits’ fucking end.
Surely the only solution is to declare an INSANE SECRET WAR on him before he can ruin the MIDWINTER'S EVE BALL. This cannot possibly backfire.
[A choose-your-own-adventure Astarion son-in-law simulator. Happy Holidays! Or possibly the opposite of that.]
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04 Sep 2024
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rare as the glimmer by Euphorion
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2021
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“Do you—” Quan Yizhen started, and then on the other side of the room Pei Ming started up his jackhammer, so he waited, bouncing on the balls of his feet, and then said all in a rush, “doyouknowHuaCheng?”
Xie Lian blinked. “You know—him?” she asked, in case 'San Lang' was some kind of private name, a secret code just for her. She liked the thought of that.
Quan Yizhen shook his head vigorously, his curls bouncing. “No!” he said. “But Yin-ge said you were with him at Home Depot and you left together!”
Xie Lian stared at him. One of the employees that had helped her a few weeks ago had been called Yin something, she was pretty sure, but that’s about as far as she could follow what was happening here. “Yizhen, if you don’t know Hua Cheng, why is this… notable?”
“He’s famous. Or like. The bad one. Infamous. I thought—” His eyes gleamed. “I thought maybe you fought him.”
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Retired (read: disgraced) famous boxer Xie Lian meets a helpful stranger while at Home Depot attempting to fix her collapsing roof.
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31 Dec 2023
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“She gave you weed?” She asks, and then, scowling, “you’re not suggesting we—”
Feng Xin makes a face at her. “No, are you kidding? With my baby in the room? You really think a lot of my parenting skills, huh.”
“Sorry,” Mu Qing mutters, because Feng Xin is a good dad, for the most part, once she stopped being stupid about leaving dangerous shit around her apartment.
“I thought,” says Feng Xin slowly. “I thought you might want it?”
“I don’t even drink,” Mu Qing says incredulously, “and you think I might want the shitty weed you got from the potential cannibal you went on a bad date with?”
“Weed is different from booze,” Feng Xin argues. “Maybe it’ll help you, like. Relax, a little.”
“Who the fuck says I need to relax,” Mu Qing snaps.
“Fuck,” says Cuocuo, gummily but unmistakably.
Mu Qing stares at Feng Xin, who stares right back. “Please tell me that wasn’t his first word.”
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31 Dec 2023
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Eclipse Plumage by delurianne for xstarxdustc
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
06 Nov 2021
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Feng Xin is surprised when he finds, among his birthday gifts, a perfectly made tunic from that new servant boy Xie Lian took in.
OR Mu Qing is pining. To cope, he embroiders some ducks.
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15 Dec 2023
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(in)visible mending by lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Apr 2023
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Five times someone walked in on Mu Qing sewing over the years, and one time he chose to let someone see.
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15 Dec 2023