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  1. Rec 7

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    Astrodude sighed, casting a search in his mind for any help and ending up with nothing but…

    “Well, you could always handcuff them together,” he quipped. “I’m sure that would end well.” But the Moon’s eyes lit up, his smile stretching with obvious excitement, and suddenly Astrodude felt like he’d said entirely the wrong thing.

    “Handcuff?”

    Or; Luna is searching for a way to get Earth to admit his feelings to Venus... and Astrodude jokes about exactly the wrong thing (or maybe the right thing?)

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    24 May 2026

  2. Rec 16

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    “Uh. Mimas?”

    He stiffened at a nudge on his shoulder, physically turning himself to the side so he could look at Enceladus, good eye trained on him. “Why are you glaring at Neptune’s moons?” He narrowed his eyes, brows furrowing. “Did one of them do something?”

    Oh, stars. Enceladus had noticed.

    “What?” Mimas practically squawked, met with several other moons glancing at him. “I am not!”

    Or; A fact about Mimas is discovered by the other Saturnian moons, and Mimas suffers.

    Or; "The smallest natural satellite that is gravitationally rounded is Saturn I Mimas (radius 198.2±0.4 km). This is smaller than the largest natural satellite that is known not to be gravitationally rounded, Neptune VIII Proteus (radius 210±7 km)."

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    13 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    first solarballs fic to have me in tears 😭

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Till death do us part,” Venus repeated, narrowing his eyes.

    “And death will do us part,” Earth grinned - but the grin had an edge that Venus could just barely register before he’d turned away again, eyes on the Sun. “But that’s okay.”

    Or; Venus and Earth have a talk.

    Or; Angstober Day 13 Prompt: Shaking & Whumptober Day 13 Prompt: "Death will do us part." (Set It Off, Partner's In Crime)

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    16 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    IM GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE OH MY GOD

  4. Rec 44

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    A sardonic smile tugs his lips up as he watches the petals curl up, catch fire, and turn into ashes. He was sure there is a metaphor there somewhere, between his love and the pathetic flowers turning into ashes.

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    or Skeppy gets blessed with Hanahaki.

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    12 Aug 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THIS FUCKFINHNXXKE FIC IS MAKINH ME GO ALL TYPES OF BONKERS /POS

  5. Rec 12

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    "Are you sure this is a good idea?"

    "What do you mean?"

    "It's raining and you're blasting music in the parking lot.."

    "And your point is?"

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    Two idiots dance in the rain for shits and giggles.

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    17 Apr 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Jddjekkeel SCREAMS THISBJS SO FUCKING GOOD