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“Are there other children?”
Damian bites his cheek until he feels it swell between his teeth. Of course no version of the Batman would be content without returning back to wherever he came from with a trophy of his victory.
Ordinarily, Damian wouldn’t lie. It’s too high risk.
Today is different from any other day though.
“No, sir.” Damian allows the lie to roll off his tongue with just the slightest sprinkling of regret. "Not Anymore"
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A remix of Byrambles' amazing fic Another Mirror
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06 Jul 2026
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Red Hood launches an attack on the Titan's Tower, but instead of beating Robin to a pulp and leaving him in ignominious defeat, Red Hood decides to prove a different point.
Red Hood kidnaps Robin and isn't giving him back.
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03 Jul 2026
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Jason decides to pay a visit to Titans Tower—and finds out that it isn’t the first time the Red Hood’s stopped by.
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- 10,789
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01 Jul 2026
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Jason never tried to lift the tires off the Batmobile. Instead, he ended up working on the streets of Gotham, struggling to stay alive. Somehow, Nightwing still crosses his path.
Batfam Week 2018 - Prompt: AU
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- Part 1 of Jet Black Crow
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- English
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- 1/1
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28 Jun 2026
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Wash the Slate Clean by iselsis for below21
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
24 Jun 2026
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An attack from a dark multiverse leaves Dick Grayson trying to help four hurt and traumatized versions of him and his brothers.
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- Part 22 of Through the Looking Glass
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23 Jun 2026
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Reclaiming Innocence by MurtaghMorzanson
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
15 Nov 2022
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Jason Todd was kidnapped at nine-years-old and given two options. Work for his keep, or be forced to to work for his keep.
His life was not pleasant, but Jason was nothing if not a fighter, and dammit if was he going to let the hell around him kill who he was as a person. Or his dreams of growing up and going to college.
Those dreams suddenly came a little more into focus, when his idiot of a pimp accidentally tried to rent him to Bruce Wayne. Poor bastard could have never guessed he was the Batman himself. Heck, not even Jason figured that out, at first. And Batman had practically adopted him.
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- Part 1 of Reclaiming Innocence
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- English
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- 232,824
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- 65/?
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- 36
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12 Jun 2026
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Situationship From Hell by birdwatching
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
17 May 2026
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She rolled her eyes, refusing to feel stupid for this. “You could at least be civil, asshole. We are technically siblings.”
Dick’s taunting face suddenly turned cold and stony. “I’m not Bruce’s son. You’re not my sister. You’re just another orphan living in this house.”
Her first meeting with Dick was something awkward and carefully orchestrated, but that’s usually the one that comes to mind most when she thinks about the beginning of their relationship.Jay thought it was a dream come true when she was picked up off the street by the richest guy in Gotham, especially when he proved himself to be a decent man. The only problem is the asshole who lives down the hall from her.
Bruce and Dick had a good thing going for almost seven years before he decided to take in a random kid, and Dick makes his problem with it abundantly clear.
She hits puberty eventually.
(random updates)
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10 Jun 2026
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The BAU is No Place for a Bat by Rosie_the_Fanfic_Reader
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
10 Jun 2025
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She sighs again, “you and that damn hero complex.”
Dick shoots her a grin, “is it a complex if I actually am a hero?”
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The BAU gets a new recruit. he's young, charming, and all of his answers lead to more questions.
It's one bat vs. six of the best profilers in the world and the second best tech goddess in history so it's really anyone's guess whether Dick Grayson will learn all their secrets before they learn his.
It's okay, though, he only has to last long enough to either keep Emily Prentiss alive or figure out if she's working with a mass terrorist.
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31 May 2026
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Jason Todd goes to Titan's Tower to send a message. He won’t kill Robin there, no—that wouldn’t be poetic enough. Instead, he’ll torture the cuckoo to death and dump his body in the Nevada desert, never to be found—ensuring he has enough fingers and toes to mail Bruce for the next twenty years.
Only when the time comes, Jason…can’t do it.
Now he’s stranded 3,000 miles from Gotham with nothing but a smart-mouthed Robin, a beat-up pickup truck, and a dream.
You know what they say: take me home, country roads.
Or,
Jason goes to Titans Tower to attack Tim. Instead, the two road-trip across the country from San Francisco back to Gotham. Featuring greasy diner food, shitty motels, talks about trauma in the bed of a pickup truck, and as many metaphors about roads as I can possibly cram in here. And stars, for some reason.
OR OR,
Jason drives forever and ends up exactly where he started.
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- 79,024
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20 May 2026
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The Dark Side of the Looking Glass by writersagainstwritersblock
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Apr 2026
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As a general rule, Bruce believed time, space, and dimension were not to be messed with. However, in this case seeing as an alternate universe’s Batman had come to their universe with the intention of killing him, replacing him, and tearing down their Justice League from the inside so his Justice League could implement their own brand of justice on as many universes as possible, it seemed like a problem best not left to fate.
“I say we take the fight to them,” Hal said. “If they want to go around messing with our dimension, then fucking up theirs is fair game.”
“Play on their home turf? No way,” Barry said. “They’re bound to realize their plan didn’t work eventually and then they’ll have to bring the fight to us.”
“And who knows how many other unsuspecting civilians that may be caught in the crossfire of their attack,” Clark said.
“I say we find out everything this imposter knows and then face them head on,” Diana said.
“Oh please, if that doesn’t work on our Batman, there’s no way it works on evil Batman,” Oliver said.
“Bruce?” Clark asked.
“It was a good plan,” Bruce said.
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13 May 2026
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Blood and Bone by iselsis for astrobatty
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
24 Apr 2026
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Dick Grayson, former vampire hunter raised by a vampire billionaire vigilante, has continued the family traditions of both his families by a) catching a vampire, and b) impromptu adopting a small child.
Of course, adopting in this case is technically kidnapping, but since Jason is a vampire, Dick can basically legally do whatever he wants with him.
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Jason has been captured by a vampire hunter. His life is over.
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13 May 2026
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Alternate universe evil!Batman tries to blackmail his counterpart with evidence of his own crimes against children. He gets curbstomped for his trouble, and his living victims are rescued. But what are the rescuers to do with his accomplice, who aided him in killing and torturing people since he was old enough to hold a knife?
For Damian's part, he doesn't realize his father's victims have been rescued. From his perspective, they've just changed hands.
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05 May 2026
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Things you should not do while undercover. by Acxa_Kogane
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar
18 Dec 2025
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It started out rather innocently. Just a few things that didn't quite match up with the story. Nothing too concerning.
Then they had an undercover mission and Neal knows a few things he is definitely not supposed to know. And as much as he'd like, Peter can't turn a blind eye to everything.
This is going to be a headache.
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- Part 2 of White Collar Curiosities
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- 15,588
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- 12/?
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12 Jan 2026
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Tim knows something is wrong with Batman and Nightwing, and somehow it all has to do with the new crime lord on the rise in crime alley. So of course he’s not going to stay at the manor while they’re out risking their lives.
Tim leaves a note and sets out for intel on the Red Hood.Aka.
Everyone is straight up not having a good time
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06 Jan 2026
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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- 14/14
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03 Jan 2026
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Tim, bound and gagged, listening to a group of people haggle over his fate, is hard-pressed to think of how this situation can get worse.
Then Hood walks in.
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02 Dec 2025
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The kid was going to die at this rate, whether or not Jason had anything to do with it. Apparently dead Robins were just a thing, now, and Bruce didn’t give a shit whether they lived or died.
There was something almost comforting about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.
There was something fucking infuriating about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.
Well. If those fucks didn’t care about their baby bird now, Jason would just have to make them care. And he had a few ideas on just how to do that.
Robin might get a little broken in the process, but what was a little kidnapping and torture between friends?
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a.k.a. the Titans Tower AU where Jason kidnaps Tim instead of trying to kill him. And then he kidnaps Steph. And Dick. And Cass. And...
Jason may have a problem.
Less crack-y than it sounds. This is mainly hurt, angst, and reckoning with canon trauma. Comfort will come! There *will* be a happy ending.
[summary updated 1/21/22]
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- Part 1 of Red Robin Hood
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- 193,221
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- 34/?
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18 Nov 2025
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Beat Him to It by iselsis for envysparkler
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Red Robin (Comics)
30 Jul 2024
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Jason went to Drake Manor intent on killing his replacement, and he walked out with bloody knuckles and a kid in his arms.
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12 Nov 2025
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If you get thrown back into your own past, but aren't told why, is it a message from the Force?
Is Fate fixed?
Can one person really make a difference?
Obi-Wan isn't sure. But hesitation can get you killed, and he's not known as Crazy Old Ben for nothing.
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13 Aug 2025
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Obi-Wan wakes up on a battlefield. This isn't all that surprising, given how many battles he's been a part of throughout his life. Except for the small fact that his last memory was of facing Darth Vader on the Death Star.
His body is too small, the Force is behaving strangely, and there's a surprisingly large number of Mandalorians around...
Well, at least they're fighting Death Watch. That's definitely something he can get behind.
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- Part 1 of A Hopeful Reprise
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12 Aug 2025