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ParrotX2 doesn't often preen his wings, and he doesn't enjoy them being touched, either. Recently, it's become an issue, as Parrot and Wifies both constantly must face the pressure of escaping several scenarios where Parrot's wing conditions will be the cause for his death. It also would look much prettier if they looked proper, although, of course, Wifies would say they look gorgeous nonetheless.
While expecting more resistance when he insists on preening Parrot's wings, the avian - while reluctant - does agree. Despite his research on birds, the dog hybrid gets a little too curious about just how much ParrotX2 is like a.. well, Parrot, and finds himself wondering another question, which he sets a goal of answering for himself.
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04 Jul 2026
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“Oh?” Sharpness says, his long hair brushing against the front of Judelow’s shirt. “You think I’m pretty, Jude?”
JudeLow’s face flushes, his ears pinning themselves flat against his skull in a desperate attempt to hide his embarrassment. “The—the clicking sound! I think it’s a loose clutch cable. Let’s look at the secondary gear—”
“Don’t change the subject,” Sharpness chuckles, stepping right into JudeLow’s personal space, trapping him against the motorcycle’s frame. “Do you think I’m pretty?”
JudeLow just wants to fix vehicles in peace. Sharpness just wants to push every single one of JudeLow’s buttons.
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03 Jul 2026
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ClownPierce's Guide to a Successful Retirement by dayabreaka
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Unstable Universe (Web Series)
20 Jun 2026
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Their team consists of four known members—Larkspur, Ivor, Blackout, and Polaris, but speculation online insists of a larger network of villains in the group, given the scale of what they’ve been doing. Larkspur is the most fascinating of the group to him, between his genius traps and rare public appearances.
Clown wishes he could've met the guy during his time as Pierce. A trapper would've been amazing to have by his side, but… well. No time like the present…
Given that the man in question has just smashed straight through his front window.
⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱❀ • ❀⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆
OR, a superhero/supervillain au where Clown is forced to retire from villainy to work a boring civilian job, but things don't quite go to plan...
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- Part 2 of day's clownzy ✶࿐
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01 Jul 2026
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"I asked if you and Jude ever planned to tell me you were trying to fuck me."
Which maybe was just a bit too straightforward. Maybe. Sharpness continued blinking at him either way, slowly processing his words, only to frown, "I'm not, I think."
Tai blinked right back at him: "What?"
Sharp pursed his lips as he, too, took out his sword, not swinging, just holding onto it in case Tai tried to attack him: "I'm not trying to fuck you."
Tai's eyes narrowed at him, trying to figure out what was even going on: "So Jude is trying to fuck me."
It wasn't worded as a question, but Sharpness did take it as one. For the better, too, as instead of nodding, he just tilted his head, shrugging a bit, "I mean, kind of?"
What?
"Sharpness, what?" There must have been something in his tone that warned him, something that made Sharp raise his sword just the tiniest bit off the ground, a stack of his own windcharges materializing in the other, but Tai couldn't tell what, "Is Jude trying to get me to his bed or not?"
And Sharpness hesitated for a moment before making up his mind and looking Tai straight in the eyes, "It's more like I'm trying to get Jude to fuck you?"
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- Part 11 of Lie's Anon Works - Explicit collection
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29 Jun 2026
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Sharp looked at him from under his lashes, taking a deep breath as he closed his eyes, before suddenly raising his voice the tiniest bit, blush deepening before his voice even came out:
"I need you to teach me how to suck dick."
And all Tai could do was stare, frozen in place as the words registered, so very slowly, he could feel the pulsing of his own core echoing inside his ears. Sharp looked mortified, and about two seconds from bolting off who knew where.
"Huh."
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- Part 5 of Lie's Anon Works - Explicit collection
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27 Jun 2026