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Who the Hell Is Simon??? by patchsicle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
19 May 2026
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The Beetles have returned to Earth, and the old Project Hail Mary team have gathered to see what's on them. Everyone is very excited to see how Grace, Rocky, and Simon saved the planet.
Wait a minute, Simon? Who the hell is Simon?
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A collection of poetry I've written. Some of it is good, some of it is bad, and some of it is beyond description.
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It goes like this:
Boy gets drunk. Boy kidnaps Other Boy and saves him from a death trap. Boy and Other Boy work together in an unsteady truce. Other Boy eventually falls in love with Third Boy, who was also in the death trap.
It's a tale as old as time.
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Of course Michael doesn't get a chance to rest. No, he gets to haunt a robot, work security for the Pizzaplex (that is NOT a real word), and keep kids from killing each other during the day. Or from dying at night. Who knows? It's Freddy Fazbear's! And all without getting paid.
At least the people here are nice.
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(For the Most Part) Everything’s Fine by patchsicle
Fandoms: The Amazing World of Gumball
24 Oct 2022
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Larry has a house, a new car, and a soon-to-be fiancé. For the most part, he feels pretty good about his life. (For the most part.)
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A Lobby Of Time Travelers by IvoryQuill
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
09 Jun 2022
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Anakin Skywalker sacrifices his life for his son on the Death Star, then wakes up over twenty years into the past. So he goes for the efficient solution and attempts to assassinate Palpatine. Little does he know, he’s not the only person given a second chance.
Everyone else wakes up on this particular day. And they all attempt to kill Palpatine, without the knowledge that everyone else knows about the chancellor being a Sith Lord. Shenanigans ensue.
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08 Jun 2026
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when the man comes around by julodinae_sunsets
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
15 Oct 2022
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Alfred’s love is pressed shirts and warm food. And his love is a gleaming knife, too.
He would bleed for his boys. He would make others bleed for them.
And so he does.
(Or: the Joker must die, and Alfred Pennyworth is not a man who waits on others to do his work.)
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24 May 2026
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The Real Housewives of Erid by webheadmenace
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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08 May 2026
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During a late night dive into the deepest depths of a classic Wikipedia rabbit hole, you come across an articles that seems like an interesting read. The name feels like it rings a bell, you think there's a chance you saw some Netflix documentary series plastered with this guys face or it coming up with some conversation with your grandparents.
This Whittman guy was some kind of megastar in the 1950's and a massive cult leader/serial killer. Deciding you have nothing better to do, you begin to read his article...
(My take on what a real Wikipedia Article for our favourite TV heads life on Earth might look like given his status shown in "Brighter.")
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13 Jan 2026
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“My bad,” Robin went on with no remorse, “You’re like forty, you have no room to talk.”
“You–I’m seventeen, asshole!”
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…What?
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Bruce finds out that Red Hood is yet another teenage vigilante. What was he supposed to do? NOT adopt him?
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11 Nov 2025
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Violently ripping this fic apart like a feral raccoon (positive)