parkourpanda
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How to Raise a Protagonist (Without Really Trying) by parkourpanda
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga), Dandelion (Anime & Manga), Class 2-B Hero Destroyerz (Manga)
24 Apr 2026
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Oi, stop scrolling and listen up! You see this? This is what happens when Gorilla-sensei spends his entire savings on cheesecake and forgets to write a proper script. Instead of a cool space battle, we’re getting hit with a plot device from the Altana Gates that’s basically a middle finger to biology. Apparently, if you pine hard enough, the terminal spits out a kid. And guess who won the lottery? That’s right, Gin-san and the Mayora over here. (Didn't Hijikata-san steal Danna's lottery ticket in that episode?) (I didn't steal it, you sadist!) (He totally did, Souichiro-kun.)
And since Gorilla-sensei is a lazy bum who loves recycling his old sketches, we’ve dragged Dandelion’s Tetsuo Tanba and that Class 2-B brat Kumon Akira into this mess. Look, if you want to watch two idiots with zero fatherly instincts crumble under the weight of accidental parenthood, this is your stop. Read it before the studio realizes we’re using the Gintama name to sell this trash and sends a copyright infringement letter! (But we haven't gotten animation budget for this crossover, though, Gin-san?) (Shut up, Patsuan.)
TLDR: I took "Tetsuo & Akira looking like GinHiji's lovechildren" headcanon and fucking RAN with it.
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- Part 1 of How to Raise a Protagonist (or Two)
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How to Raise a Protagonist (or Two) by parkourpanda
Fandom Class 2-B Hero Destroyerz (Manga), Dandelion (Anime & Manga), 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
24 Apr 2026
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